Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
4	4 Vote	The Majority of Mega Man Dies
29	29 Vote	The Story of a Blind Gerbil's Quest for a Metal Rendition of "SexyBack"
5	5 Vote	27 Simple Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
6	6 Vote	24 Photos of People Who Casually Saved Hundreds of Employees
8	8 Vote	I Kinda Think You Exist
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
117	117 Vote	10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
6	6 Vote	Steakhouse Catering to Women Who Are Making the Most Complicated Sexual Role-Playing Ever Seen
6	6 Vote	5 Reasons My Dog Is a Major Marvel Hero?
6	6 Vote	This Fox-Human Creature Is Actually Backed by Science Fiction
5	5 Vote	I Worry Lady Gaga's New G.U.Y. Video Is Like a UFO
4	4 Vote	Looking for Work Because There Is Trouble Looming for the Holidays
6	6 Vote	10 Greatest Moments in the Phone Book?
84	84 Vote	Watching Dogs Freak Out on the Moon Since 1976
4	4 Vote	Sprucing Up an Old Man and Then I Discovered This Rare Breed...
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
10	10 Vote	Hump Day Makes Me Sick
145	145 Vote	Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
3	3 Vote	Mario & Luigi's Voice Actor Is a Hot Lawyer Describes
30	30 Vote	Batman Takes on a Flight Simulator
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
9	9 Vote	World Cup Victory for Sale
5	5 Vote	I'm Worried About the Limits of Parenting
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
3	3 Vote	The Real World Has Actually Gotten Really Real in the U.S.A., 1790-2010
5	5 Vote	Peru Investigates the Killing of an Errant Nipple
78	78 Vote	Does This Gun Make Me Look Fat? A Liberal's Visit to Dentist
3	3 Vote	Love Penguins? Boy, Do I Break It?
3	3 Vote	Heads Up: Lots of Old Sexist Jokes
5	5 Vote	6 Moments in Women's Bathrooms
112	112 Vote	Truck Full of Shit
9	9 Vote	You Need a Drink: Acne Gel Made With Vodka
29	29 Vote	Listen to Nicki Minaj's A**
9	9 Vote	Porn for Your Mind