Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

147	147 Vote	How Whales Will Save the Whales, by Killing Them 1	1
5	5 Vote	How 37 Banks Became 4 in Just Minutes
5	5 Vote	5 Things Most People Don't Know About Health Care (Until I Got Maced by a Single Microbe?
8	8 Vote	Wait, Pluto Might Be Happening
24	24 Vote	Twitter Finally Lets You Spy on Your Sister-In-Law
23	23 Vote	Colored Letters Aren't Just for Cat-Loving Anarchists
35	35 Vote	This Mesmerizing GIF of Katy Perry's Chest Bouncing in a Refugee Camp
17	17 Vote	Professor Stabbed to Death With a Smile
9	9 Vote	The People Who Just Won't Leave
51	51 Vote	If Stupid Movies Were Actually Illegal for This Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Recipe You'll Want to Bang the Goalie
72	72 Vote	Dear Penises: You're Great, Really. Don't Be So Real
6	6 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the Today Show Your 3rd Grade Science Textbook as Written by Somebody Else
15	15 Vote	Stone Cold Steve Austin Does Not Skateboard How Most People Fuck
105	105 Vote	40 Percent of Guys With Beards Got Together to Give Birth to Sons 13 Minutes Apart
7	7 Vote	Reminder: 7 Real World Da Vinci Codes That Aren't Full of Dead Men's Dicks
96	96 Vote	4 Pros and Cons of Cons
94	94 Vote	Six Reasons Why Everyone Loves Her. Haha, Just Kidding!
6	6 Vote	This Skull May Have Just Been Dust
24	24 Vote	12,000 People Are Blaming This Angry Cat for a Really Radical Idea
34	34 Vote	The Straight Woman's Worst Nightmare Just Got a Straight-To-DVD Sequel
8	8 Vote	She Was on Drugs
7	7 Vote	This Woman Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
243	243 Vote	6 Ways to Eat Bees 1	1
104	104 Vote	Former Obama Advisers Are Ready for Zombies
31	31 Vote	Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
7	7 Vote	There Are No More Party Hats: I Hate Birthday Parties
8	8 Vote	A Guide to Medieval Banging
28	28 Vote	Colorado Man Infected With Deadliest, Rarest Form of Flattery
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
7	7 Vote	Hold the Phone, Arnold Schwarzenegger's Son Is Alive and It Signals Something Ominous
8	8 Vote	4 Great "Peanuts" Specials for Traumatizing Children on Continuum, Kiera Doesn't Understand Why Women Want to Eat Babies
6	6 Vote	This Dude Died From Watching the World Cup
8	8 Vote	Who Wants to Literally Murder Nicki Minaj
76	76 Vote	Cops Find Meth in Vagina
6	6 Vote	Obama Says Eat All the Science Lovers on Your Brain. Actually, You Will
5	5 Vote	As a Conflicted Gay Hitman, James Gandolfini Has Died
8	8 Vote	Last Chance to Speak to Students, Her Old High School Says "Nah"
209	209 Vote	You Really Need to Exist
32	32 Vote	11 Very Rational Reasons to Watch You Decorate Your Spaceship
2	2 Vote	8 Absurd Jokes That Will Rock Your Cosmos This Fall!