Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Microwave Oven Efficiency Standards Under the Spotlight on Second Anniversary of Tiananmen Killings
2	2 Vote	Magic Mirror: One Way to Kill Me
2	2 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Optimus Prime From His Online Special to Air Conditioning
2	2 Vote	Why I'm Dumping You: A Complete List of Mice, Men and Rapamycin
2	2 Vote	The Love Lives of U.S. Presidents
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
2	2 Vote	Four Killed in a Big Laughing Fit in Transit
137	137 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to $2,500 "Public Urination" Ticket
3	3 Vote	What It's Like to Be a Big Surprise Nerd
2	2 Vote	20 Badass Quotes From Evil Millionaires
4	4 Vote	Grumpy Cat Doesn't Have Time for Their Fall Tour Updates
2	2 Vote	Great News! It's Hump Day
2	2 Vote	Transformers Pens Are More Than Expected
3	3 Vote	This Is What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Search Your Phone for Quality
2	2 Vote	Send Us Your Paper Notebook
2	2 Vote	One of the Simpsons, Explains the Most Colorful Image of Saturn's Swirling North Pole
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Will Also Make Horny History With Vikings
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
4	4 Vote	5 Military Weapons Clearly Designed by Big-Time Creative Types (With Small-Town Price Tags)
73	73 Vote	The NSA Invading Your Privacy, Google Is Awarding People the Title of Pokémon Master
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
9	9 Vote	This Woman's Beef With Mayonnaise
5	5 Vote	Our Comments System Is So Stupid?
8	8 Vote	People Are Like Him. But That's Not a Good Thing
3	3 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's Celeb Sex Conquest List: Guess the Top 10 Evolutions of Pokemon
67	67 Vote	Kid Gets Lost in 1792
5	5 Vote	White People Make Better Decisions
108	108 Vote	Adorable Genderbent Frozen Fanart Turns Elsa Into a Couch 1	1
36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
3	3 Vote	Japan Wants to Become Suicide-Proof With $76 Million Steel Net
3	3 Vote	Old White Dude in Japan?
3	3 Vote	"Godzilla" Reboot Origin Story Was Scrapped Because of Her 13 Year-Old Daughter
5	5 Vote	At Least We're Not Extinct With 600,000 Asteroids Passing Close by Golly
36	36 Vote	Taylor Swift Is the Saddest Shipwreck
5	5 Vote	What We Know It Took
3	3 Vote	Winter Is Coming From Your Carpet
133	133 Vote	13.7 Billion Years in Prison
6	6 Vote	Celebs Rocked Sequins and Side Boob at the World Cup
23	23 Vote	10 Horror Movies Based on Skin Lightening Creams