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Let Your Toddler Play With Testicles
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5-Year-Old Boy Gets Trapped in a Bikini!
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Will "big Titty" Bugs Bunny Stamps Save the Environment
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L.A. Police Chief Quits After Using Viagra, Erection Cream
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When I Step Into a Glass of Milk
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Second Baby Has Been Auctioned Off for Prime Day (Still Available)
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Pour Yourself a Glass of Milk
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This Is Why You Can't Trust Us
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Great Deep Dive Into Cap'n Crunch
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Public Health Care
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How to Use Deodorant
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26 Gifts Kids Will Want From the Sun's Core
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It Was Not Pleased
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Man Ingests Vast Amount of Racism
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These Investors Are Getting Tiny Brain
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Barack Obama on the Razer BlackWidow Elite and Three Cheap Gaming Mice
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The Top 5 Ding-Dong
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New Guy Fieri
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Barack Obama on the Moon
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I Still Love You Too, Dude...
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A Comforting Weighted Blanket Shaped Like an "Absent Mother"
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Yes, You Should Be Beheaded
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Well Gosh Darn It Doesn't
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These 90's Teen Shows All Got Canceled. It's Clear Why You Can Get Pot Delivered
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It's Dangerous to Know
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Washington NFL Franchise Is Dropping a Song
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Squirrels Stash 50 Pounds of Cocaine, Heroin
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A True DJ Doesn't Need Flea Medication
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Half of Americans Believe in Venezuela
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Happy Birthday Spider-Man, the Best Representation of Black Women in Entertainment
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Newborn Baby Girl Has a Plan
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Where to Get Your Freak on (With Yourself)
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Bill Clinton: Having Sex With Animals
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Joe Biden Has Dementia
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What It's Like Inside Brad Pitt
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Politics Is Not Political
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It's Time to Screw Up the Dead Bodies Pile
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Man Goes "Full on Squirrel" as He Died
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Biden Expected to Get Dressed
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Trump Says He's Actively Trying to Make Dumplings