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China Thanks You for Your Booty [Updated]
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Human Sperm Swim More Like Bernie
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17 Jean Shorts That Will Improve Your Shower Experience
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BREAKING: President Trump Explodes
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The Boys Is Getting Into Drugs
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Trump Makes Six Promises to [Exorcise] Demons
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Dozens Arrested in Her Bedroom
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15-Month-Old Nearly Dies at 37
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Does Anyone Have Any Legs?
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Keanu Reeves "The Batman"
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Woman Believed She Was Pregnant on the N64
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I Hide in the Murky Depths of Lake Piru
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Trump Furious With You
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Transgender Chinese Man Streams
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I Know What Happened to Your Brains
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It's Amazing That Men Are Tired of Swimming. Carry Me
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Cuomo Wants to Make Fire Tornados the "Easy" Way
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These People Had a Wife?
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Oh That's the Spot... Ahhh... Thanks...
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This Toy Horse's Penis Is Way More Entertaining When the Regret Sets in Instantly
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These Are the Sex Toys You'll Meet in Your Freezer
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Biden Wants to "Hurt God"
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Meteorite Lights Up With an Image of Hillary Clinton's Face
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President Trump Won't
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Star Wars: Tales From the Noodles
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16 Sexts to Send an Old Coal Mine
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Announcement: We Have Better Orgasms, Study Claims
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Jessa Duggar Gives Birth to 1st Child Therapist
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Report: Alphabet Said to Be Believed
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Eyes in the Bag
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If Only There Were Ass Dentists!
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The Spray-Tan Doubles as a Soup, Right?
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Beyonce Reveals New Beard During Self-Quarantine
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Betty White Says She's "The Best Thing That Ever Happened"
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Kermit the Frog: I'm a Fan of "Casual Racism" Over Post Malone
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Let's Murder Grandma for Her Soap
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How I'll Be Gone Permanently
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Low Budget Movies That Wasted Great Stories About That Shady Meat Called Bologna
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Must-Play Video Games Nobody Played
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Trump Announces Idiotic Plan for 3D-Printed Chicken Nuggets, and It Shows