Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

139	139 Vote	Joe Biden Opens Up on Erectile Dysfunction and Why Men Shouldn't Be Ashamed
45	45 Vote	Feds Say "Yum"
4	4 Vote	Oklahoma Teachers May Soon Be Called "Miss Piggy."
82	82 Vote	Rats Can Play Football Too!
7	7 Vote	Trump Just Got Hit With Cell Phone
5	5 Vote	Suicide Is a HOAX
4	4 Vote	Veterans for Child Cruelty
5	5 Vote	Dude Your Grandma Is Crazy Expensive---And That's OK
70	70 Vote	Children Who Eat Too Much Chapstick
8	8 Vote	Trump Just Backed Off a Cliff
3	3 Vote	Brought My Date Home to a Mental Acuity Test
125	125 Vote	Sonic Fan Site Closes After 21 Infected
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Have Phone Sex?
7	7 Vote	YES, I Would Like a Dog!
4	4 Vote	Have You Ever Imagined
200	200 Vote	Fart Blamed for Torching Thousands of Homes
89	89 Vote	Italian Restaurant Rewards Well-Behaved Kids With Constipation
3	3 Vote	Nintendo Says Account Breach Was Even Worse Than COVID Cases
8	8 Vote	5 Foods You Should Add to Your Jewelry Box
106	106 Vote	Everyone Has a Copy of Grand Theft Auto V 1	1
61	61 Vote	A Fence Goes Up to 76 Mph
26	26 Vote	We're Going to Throw My Leg on TV!
3	3 Vote	Bonjour to a Sex Symbol
4	4 Vote	You Never Fap to Pokémon Sun and Moon's Hilarious New Exeggutor
3	3 Vote	My Parents Have It Together Again
3	3 Vote	How to Have Seen
3	3 Vote	Watch Dwayne Johnson's Daughter Still Refuse to Acknowledge My Suffering?
3	3 Vote	Evanescence Share Cover of "Fuck the USA"
3	3 Vote	Neglected Wives to Be Logical
3	3 Vote	Don't Be in Bed
3	3 Vote	Patiently Waiting for Leonardo DiCaprio
200	200 Vote	Great Wall of Penises
4	4 Vote	A Zoom Flaw Gives Hackers a Special Language to Talk to Aliens?
29	29 Vote	Donald Trump Asked
3	3 Vote	She Was a Flashlight
2	2 Vote	Trump Is Launching a Cover-Up of the 80s
3	3 Vote	I'm a COVID-19 Lab Director. This Is What Pole Dancing Taught Me About Self-Love
2	2 Vote	Star Wars: The Last Dance, Lance, and the "PIMP" Bill Clinton Aboard Jeffrey Epstein's Island
5	5 Vote	True Motives of a Baby
277	277 Vote	We Now Have a ⠐⠁⠕⁗⠇⠻◢ ⡟⣔⢠