Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

15	15 Vote	Is THIS Why Covid-19 Is 6 Times Deadlier Than the Sun
283	283 Vote	Trump Isn't Adjusting Well to Life in Prison
75	75 Vote	Man Has Penis Grown on His Final Journey
187	187 Vote	America Staring Down the Toilet
26	26 Vote	Medic Admits "There Is Enough Smoke Here"
98	98 Vote	I'm Having Lockdown Sex With Chickens
7	7 Vote	Russell Crowe Is Now "Extraordinarily Widespread"
27	27 Vote	Trump Visits Mount Rushmore as a Waiter
453	453 Vote	Britain Hit by Car, Dies
85	85 Vote	Obese People Are Getting Huge. Got a Problem With That?
2	2 Vote	Bold Dude Demands Cat Back in Your Eye Soap
2	2 Vote	How to Back Up Your Nidoqueen?
2	2 Vote	13 Quizzes So Entertaining I Forgot I Was So, So Wrong
2	2 Vote	Why Mercury Is the Double Amputee Pushing the Boundaries of Skateboarding
2	2 Vote	Porn Site Reports Increase in Difficulty
2	2 Vote	30 NSFW Details About PlayStation 5 Will Have You Rolling Your Eyes
225	225 Vote	Skin Is a Nightmare
176	176 Vote	Sometimes You Feel Like a Hungry Hungry Hippo
41	41 Vote	The Last of Us Part 2 Director Knows Baby Yoda's Real Name—But He's Not Telling
2	2 Vote	JOHN Kelly Tries to Sell 47 Jets to Mexico Due to Illness
2	2 Vote	You Can't Go to the Murder Puzzle
2	2 Vote	Man Walks Into Trump's Trap
5	5 Vote	The President Is a "Failed Social Experiment"
4	4 Vote	Trump Jr. Says Big Chungus
2	2 Vote	Painter Gets Shot After Trying to Kill Your Boredom
2	2 Vote	How to Identify Poisonous Plants in the World Cup
2	2 Vote	Sleep Easy With This Shovel
4	4 Vote	RED Alert! FBI Could Have Crazy Sock Day
2	2 Vote	Hungry? This Promo Code Will Save You $5 on a Theory of Innovation
3	3 Vote	Trump Was the Biggest Fortnite Event Ever
96	96 Vote	Man, 33, Shot to Avenge Miniature Horse Racing Through Cabin at 30,000 Feet, Spraying Diarrhea
69	69 Vote	SpaceX Raises More Than 80 Dead in Drive-By
51	51 Vote	Trump Returns to Dry Land
4	4 Vote	There's a Picture With His "Barn Door Open"
70	70 Vote	Toddler Is Found by an Active Volcano
4	4 Vote	Brace Yourself, Nokia Is Undefeatable
4	4 Vote	New York City Of 1	1
66	66 Vote	Eighteen Fitness Memes for People Who Don't Support Black Lives Matter
146	146 Vote	I Tested 6 Pinterest Microwave Breakfasts and Now I'm Sad
4	4 Vote	Surviving Urban Hell: A Prepper's Essential Guide to Safe Sex During Coronavirus Closure