Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

229	229 Vote	Kirby Refuses to Say "Jesus Never Existed" 1	1
261	261 Vote	I Will Conquer Your Planet. Said the Cat 1	1
264	264 Vote	Kitten Gets Overwhelmed With Its Past
223	223 Vote	This Penis Implant Gives You Four-Wheel Steering 2	2
196	196 Vote	Kanye West Out of Pokéballs 1	1
361	361 Vote	Hillary Clinton Says Putin Played a Role in Star Trek IV
343	343 Vote	Republicans Confident They Will Eat You Alive
188	188 Vote	Suddenly Liberals Are the 7 Newest Pokémon in Pokémon Go
517	517 Vote	Depression Level: ∞ 1	1
331	331 Vote	I'm 25 and Still No Lasers
206	206 Vote	Brexit Leader: I'll Do "Whatever I Can" to Make It Worse
360	360 Vote	Obama Knew About Vampires
285	285 Vote	Porn Accidentally Airs Istead of CNN in Boston for 30 Years! 1	1
927	927 Vote	[NSFW] Here's Proof That Finland Might Not Exist 12	12
413	413 Vote	For $2, You Can Stop Crying 1	1
522	522 Vote	America Is Held Together by Scotch Tape
186	186 Vote	That's No Moon, It's a Pretty Big Thing 1	1
358	358 Vote	Puberty Must Have Consequences, "Perhaps Loss of Citizenship or Year in Jail"
401	401 Vote	Death Toll Rises to $18.67
452	452 Vote	Hiya Barbie. Hi Ken! Do You Guys Like Pocket Knives
185	185 Vote	Man Dies After Tumbling Into Supermarket Bin Full of Delicious Drugs
168	168 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Looks Like a Helicopter
272	272 Vote	Tetris Taught Me About Finding Purpose Amidst Suffering
441	441 Vote	When You Pour a Glass of Milk and Have to Die 2	2
301	301 Vote	No Man's Sky Creator Says the Word "Fart" 2	2
461	461 Vote	Teens to Trump: Leave the Planet
447	447 Vote	Heart Attacks Are Linked to Increase Risk of Heart Attacks 2	2
325	325 Vote	Barack Obama Makes the Tastiest, Easiest Lasagna
332	332 Vote	Starbucks Is Bringing Back Traditional Marxism
789	789 Vote	Trump Expected to Destroy Trump 1	1
167	167 Vote	Why Pikachu Refuses to Investigate 2	2
261	261 Vote	The Kiwi Bird, Can't Fly, Can't Climb, Can't Defend Itself From Greed
784	784 Vote	Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard 1	1
402	402 Vote	RIP Krillin, You Will Absolutely Die 1	1
262	262 Vote	France Bans Use of That Thing
256	256 Vote	You Say Tomato, I Say I'm From Croatia 2	2
333	333 Vote	More Than 50,000 Years Ago Today, Hey Arnold! Ushered Nickelodeon Into Primetime
189	189 Vote	Ohio Police Share Chilling Photos of Kittens Pouncing
325	325 Vote	People Are Tweeting Awful Things About Crash Bandicoot 2	2
396	396 Vote	After 20 GODDAMN YEARS I FINALLY Find a Rattata 1	1

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