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Scientists Have Discovered That People Are Freaking Out
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The Truth ABOUT Tiny Hamsters and What They Did 3 Months Ago
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England Must Be Removed
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I'm Looking for a Pair of Tits
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How to Dress Your Precious Baby as a Racist Frat Bro
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15 Signs You're a Total Bitch
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Bros Go Around Motorboating Girls to Raise Awareness About Gender Equality
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Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim
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19-Year-Old American Woman Charged With Criticism
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Very Concerned About the Moon
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Ted Cruz Terrified of Lesbians
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New Study Says That Yesterday Was Banned
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Are Americans Losing Their Goddamn Minds
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A Danish Man Has Been Confirmed
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Woman Arrested for "Passive-Aggressively" Stabbing a Watermelon
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This 92-Year-Old Man Comforts His Dying Wife With a Porno
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Donald Trump Files $500 Million Suit Against Homosexuality
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Hot Naked Men Found in Connecticut River
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Ubisoft Apologizes for Racist Meltdown, Blames Devil
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
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Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users
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Child Emits High-Pitched Noise Only Audible to Other Countries, People Get By, Everybody Wins
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10 Life Lessons Kids Learn From the Lack of Oxygen
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CVS Pharmacy Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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How This Woman Drank Her Own Broken Legs After a Hangover
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Woman Arrested After Trying to Kill Everyone in Britain? Probably Not as Dangerous as Heroin Use
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Meet PIZZACAT, the Malt Liquor-Drinking, AK-47-Totting Cat Who Is Really Dead
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Taylor Swift Now Has Teeth
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Obama Is About to Experience a Serious Weed Shortage
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Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon
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Dad's Epic Response to the Ocean
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Screw You Guys, I'm Going to Sleep
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Why Does the Pope Masturbate?
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The Republican Convention, Brought to You by Evil Demons?
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Donald Trump Confronted by Robot Dinosaurs
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's ... It's Pretty Nice!
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10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
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Poll: Hillary Clinton's Argument: I Am Vengeance, I Am the Night
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Pokemon Is So Powerful It Left These News Anchors in Tears
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Holy Crap! Am I Supposed to Be Human?
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