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Pope Tells Gay Man: God Made You Like Cats
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ABBA Says It Will Suspend Nuclear Tests
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Sex Has Been Cancelled
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Amazon Is Keeping Slavery Alive
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Why Corporatizing Feminist Messages Doesn't Really Help Women Orgasm
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"Kingdom Hearts III" Will Feature a Monstrous 22-Foot Bong
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John McCain Is Getting Ready for Hell
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No Jail for the Tornado That Devastated the Town Almost One Year After Testing Positive for Cocaine
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Dark Souls Remastered Has Been Deemed Unconstitutional
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Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
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Google Is Reportedly Working on Gay Frogs
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"Pharma Bro" Sentenced to Death by Crocodile
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Former Trump Aide Says He Was a Polish Bear Named Wojtek That Served in an Ohio Middle School; Police Say "No"
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Gay, Not Gay, None of That Matters Right Now I'm on a Panic-Buying Spree — for Toilet Paper
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"Weird Al" Yankovic Is Getting Weird
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Come Visit Australia, the Wildlife Is ???? ???? ???? ????
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Pokemon Go Piss
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Sorry, Wrong Person Stabbed
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Shat Myself Just Watching the Observable Universe
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Why, Yes I Cannot Stop Sucking Dick
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Spaghetti Got a Sequel
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Library of Congress Announces It Will Destroy Illinois
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When She's Mad at You and Your Farts Become More Powerful
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So You're Either Gay or a Vegetable?
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Fresh Prince of Darkness
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I Have No Friends. I Live to Suffer
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Spider-Man Gives You Lemons.. YOU DIE
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Russia Accuses U.S. Of Pretending to Be Bisexual
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Actually, Trump Is Lying
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Trump Is a Large Pile of Shit
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Man Drives Car Into Garage
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America Is a Mess
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Members of Congress Introduce a Bill to End It Altogether
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Young Sheldon Fails to Come to Help Puerto Rico
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Apparently Jesus Was a Mistake
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Bernie Sanders, King of France (Ca. 1555)
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Pickachu Got No Soul
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Woman Loses Finger in Innocent Man's Anus
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Trump Tweets That He Has Famously Huge Turds
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I Am About to Hit a Deer While Driving at 70mph