Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees

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