Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1
135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
73	73 Vote	Code Like a Total Wild Woman
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
164	164 Vote	Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
102	102 Vote	The First Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
136	136 Vote	Why You Should Be Fired
145	145 Vote	Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
221	221 Vote	Rihanna's Adventure in Space
138	138 Vote	Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
112	112 Vote	Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size

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