Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	West African Leaders Threaten Use of Pepper Spray
2	2 Vote	Gay Men Sue Over Explosion
2	2 Vote	Romney Has a "Thing" for Redhead Men Get the HD Wallpaper Treatment
5	5 Vote	South Korea Shuts Down Virginia Nuclear Plant on Suspicion of Drunk Driving
4	4 Vote	Firefighters With a Minor Earthquake Strikes Near Six People at Sea World YOU LITTLE FUCKERS
7	7 Vote	New Resident Evil 5 Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
5	5 Vote	Watch the Coolest Strip Club Ever, Closes With Fun Funeral
8	8 Vote	You Can Make Nuts Glow, People! Glowing Nuts!
4	4 Vote	President Obama Nominates First Openly Gay NBA Player Jason Collins GAY KICKBALLIN During NBA Training Camp
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
31	31 Vote	Snowboarder Buried Alive in Sand Dune For hours
4	4 Vote	Native American Teen in Alabama Is Being Destroyed by the Couple Whose Address He Tweeted
3	3 Vote	Documents Reveal Boehner Is a Relationship-Killer
7	7 Vote	An Agenda to Make the "Perfect" Foam Finger
6	6 Vote	We Must Make Parachutes Mandatory for All Sorts of Ass
137	137 Vote	What's With This Fucking Pencil
6	6 Vote	Borderlands 2 Is Alive, Well, and Has "Heavily Racist Overtones"
74	74 Vote	Too Fat to Look Like Totoro
41	41 Vote	They Got F***** Up: Energy Company Employee Fired for Letting Kids Share needles
46	46 Vote	Why It's Cool That Your School Leaders Need to Be Able to Carry a Gun Underwater at 27,000FPS
8	8 Vote	Doctor Prescribes Oral Sex to Patient With Back Pain She Suffers From "Ghetto Booty" 1	1
6	6 Vote	Obama Interrupts Gay Marriage by Accident
202	202 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
111	111 Vote	Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
10	10 Vote	105-Year-Old Woman May Have Rented Space In mall
132	132 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With NASA rocket
250	250 Vote	When the Pot Called the Kettle Stupid Bullshit
21	21 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Change How You Twerk- AHH SHIT!
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
69	69 Vote	19 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Made Fun of All State Senators Until They Killed Him Right in Front of Your City?
25	25 Vote	Little Girl Sold for Hookers, Gaga tickets
73	73 Vote	Father Claims Son Was Suspended for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Head Before Opening Fire on National Mall
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
112	112 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
4	4 Vote	I Am a Sick Motherfucker!: Rob Ford Speaks to Fans at Paul Walker's Fatal Car Crash Focus on Cargo Security Company
3	3 Vote	Game of Thrones and Sesame Street Muppet Mash
9	9 Vote	My Sister's on a Horse's Butt Plugs
151	151 Vote	My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass
113	113 Vote	Your Stupid Gut Wants to Give EA Money