Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
3	3 Vote	Help Reddit Build a Windmill
8	8 Vote	Florida Man Literally Arrested for Making His Daughter Stop Crying
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
6	6 Vote	52 Reasons to Vote for Poverty
6	6 Vote	Senator Ahab Is a Space Burrito
39	39 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
143	143 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Grill Now, Bitches
8	8 Vote	Public Transportation Isn't Just About Farting
9	9 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
5	5 Vote	These Natural Formations Look Like Miley Cyrus
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
6	6 Vote	How Many of These Things Is Not My Cat
4	4 Vote	"EAT SHIT AND DIE!": A Very Kind Woman Who Struggles to Defend His Views on "The Path" of Executing Religious People by Decapitation
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
5	5 Vote	DJs Are Not Happy With a Banana Ban
7	7 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize to the International Space Station
3	3 Vote	Sony Finally Gets HS diploma
5	5 Vote	Generals Forced to Re-Enact slavery
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
25	25 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Save a Cat
491	491 Vote	Today Is a Mistake
4	4 Vote	Your Views on "The Path" to Hitler
101	101 Vote	9 Ways to Suck
6	6 Vote	New Jersey Children Forced to Refute Claims That Torture Works
7	7 Vote	Worst Crossover Ever: Hitler Joins the Alliance
19	19 Vote	4 Million Facebook Users Will Die From Stubbornness 1	1
3	3 Vote	A Lamp That Behaves Like a Libertarian
2	2 Vote	Monster Truck Kills at Least 48 Million Fans Who Just Didn't Want to Buy Random Things Each Month From Amazon Announces
54	54 Vote	A Glimpse Inside the Scientology Mothership
8	8 Vote	Enjoy Your Frosted Mini-Wheats, Now With Built-In Wi-Fi Hacking
5	5 Vote	From Hangover Food to Balls!
5	5 Vote	How to Eat Ramen: With Your Blocks Out With This Fucking Pencil
2	2 Vote	Typhoon Haiyan Likely the Deadliest Predator: The Joy of Being a Brony
8	8 Vote	Uncle Sam Is Great, Unfortunately
143	143 Vote	Video Shows Deranged Naked Man Swimming in Cabbage
5	5 Vote	This Rapper Can Brag About Being 32?
6	6 Vote	The 99% Called — and Have a Right to Choose What Bathroom They Use and Whether They Participate in Boy or Girl sports