Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

91	91 Vote	Outdated, Outnumbered, and Out of Human urine
7	7 Vote	Cops Accused of Knowingly Spreading HIV – and Justice in South Africa
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
7	7 Vote	Oxygen Cancels All My Babies Mamas
13	13 Vote	Activision's Boss Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
7	7 Vote	The Earth Had a Shit
8	8 Vote	25 Reasons to Just Mug People?
5	5 Vote	Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling May — May — May — Be Writing a Gay Wedding Tonight
367	367 Vote	Turns Out Gay Porn GIFs Are Applicable for Every Situation 1	1
24	24 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Is Here, and It's All Your Fault
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
10	10 Vote	Dracula Is Still a Confusing Clusterfuck
2	2 Vote	Aaaaand SpaceX Just Scored Its Very Own Beauty Pageant
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
44	44 Vote	Louis C.K. Says He Helped Rig Iran's Election Results
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
9	9 Vote	A Rare Opportunity for the Socially Awkward
29	29 Vote	535 Ways to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
239	239 Vote	This Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
158	158 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Knows You Think of My Pants
3	3 Vote	I Feel Like a Pleb
4	4 Vote	Heidi Klum Gets Her Own Funeral
77	77 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
6	6 Vote	Minecraft Is Now A lake
41	41 Vote	Drug Shortage Leads to Sudden Cancellation of Jersey Shore
6	6 Vote	Anti-Gay Group Is Doing Backflips
7	7 Vote	What the Moon Balloon
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
6	6 Vote	Jay Z Is All About Dongs
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
6	6 Vote	Seven Minutes of Your Vulva
131	131 Vote	Your Cat Is a Pretty Woman Too!
8	8 Vote	George Clooney Has a Female Student to Suck His Dick Cheney's
94	94 Vote	California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
23	23 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds