Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
8	8 Vote	Why Obama Can't Have an Abortion?
45	45 Vote	Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
6	6 Vote	Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Barbie
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
43	43 Vote	Confirmed: Weird Al Is a Zonkey
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
6	6 Vote	One Man's Struggle With His Son in a Cocoon
83	83 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Plastic Spoons
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
7	7 Vote	You Really Are Horses
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
195	195 Vote	Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
8	8 Vote	Truth, Justice and the Return of a Whale Charged With Murder
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2