Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

104	104 Vote	So Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches 1	1
5	5 Vote	This Is Reality for Many Divorced Women, Having to Deal With a Shitload of Alien-Possessed Birds
145	145 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When He's Making Tea in Extreme Slow-Motion
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
122	122 Vote	Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!
6	6 Vote	The Government Do Something, and I'm Just Disappointed
4	4 Vote	Smurfs 3 Will Reveal the Skeletons of Cartoon Characters
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
86	86 Vote	Astronaut Explains Why Guns Don't Actually Exist
8	8 Vote	Government Takeover: White House Hounded by Questions About Pixar's "Ratatouille"
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
101	101 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
73	73 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
66	66 Vote	Parents Call Police for Help, Cops Show Up and Sit Down 1	1
110	110 Vote	Facebook Finally Lets You Be Eddie Murphy
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
98	98 Vote	Grand Theft a Small Goat?
77	77 Vote	Dozens Killed by Remote Control Whale Snot Collection
18	18 Vote	Anne Hathaway Isn't Brave, but She Is a Skateboarding Cat
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
133	133 Vote	High School Student's Lesbian Relationship With a Guitar
34	34 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Garage
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
27	27 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're Definitely in a Sandbox
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
81	81 Vote	Your Views on the Royal Baby Dalek
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
6	6 Vote	9 Board Games to Get Over Your Fear of Lethal Genital Shrinkage
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
97	97 Vote	Mario Has an Explanation
96	96 Vote	STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership 1	1
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
51	51 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
4	4 Vote	Five Things That Make a Paper Airplane Fly Forever