Headline Smasher

Sure, why not? Nothing else has fuckin' worked..

It's super-effective!

Phew, it was all a dream.

Coming soon to pay-per-view!

The shame!

Biscuits & Gravy 2020.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE!

In Soviet Russia, ice cream eat YOU!

It's about time.

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The Narnia + Veggie Tales crossover nobody wanted.

This feels like a dad joke.

Pot, meet Kettle.

The first manned Canadian mission to Mars.

Back to the iPhone factory with you!

The Shame!

HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME

The Shame!

I'm laughing so hard right now and I'm not sure why.

His name is Dave, and he's drunk again.

This is perfect.

Geez, Dave, what's your problem?! Gosh!

*Groucho Marx voice*: I've heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but this is ridiculous!

Fuckin' BADGERS!

UNDERSTATEMENT.

This is probably what his supporters believe.

Numbers tend to have that effect on people.

I'm down with that.

Overkill, much? Holy Christ.

Spoiler: It didn't.

I'm sure they'd be very... grateful.

Cute Koala 2020.

This must be why Giancarlo left.

911, 411, 711, 8675309

Quick! Throw the Holy Hand Grenade!

This is a factual statement.

The first line of Trump's obituary.

And that's still 11 hours too many.

You've gone too far, McDonald's...

This has to be the most metal way to die ever.