Ouch, indeed.
He disappeared in the rainbow triangle and was never seen again.
Either/or is fine, I guess.
Ah, so THAT'S Tom Brady's secret! He huffs Raid!
You are replaceable, Bob. We can make more of you.
I believe it.
This could almost be something from The Onion.
When Disney gets a hold of the 'Alien' franchise...
I can relate to this-- Poppy seed bagels are just so dang delicious.
Welp, time to buy my ticket!
'MURICA!
And the award for the most Alex Jones-y, tinfoil hatty thing I've read today goes to...
In Australia, everything wants to kill you. EVERYTHING.
I guess when you're a Chinese billionaire you can call yourself whatever you want.
Al Gore's erotic fan-fic?
Capitalism, amirite?
*facepalm*
KID ROCK & TED NUGENT! Coming soon to an arena near you!
There's a shit-storm a-brewin'.
What did I just read?
Aren't we all?
Plain Old Guy 2020.
Was it Hannity? I bet it was Hannity.
Sorry, Howie.
The Bond film Roger Moore didn't want you to see.
BUTT WARS!!!
This is a factual statement.
I think they already know.
Go, Britney!
Full stop.
How exciting.
Wow, Julie's really got a thing for nerds..
What a twist!
Good for you. Have a cookie.
Aww, man...
Phew.
But for now I'm still just a bill.
Oh, snap!
I always knew the Olsen twins were up to something...
Make me.
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Ouch, indeed.