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Siri Is Sexist Because of My Cat and the Need for Immediate Population Control

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2018-08-14 bluejaysblue

And the award for the most Alex Jones-y, tinfoil hatty thing I've read today goes to...

discovered by dainkinkaide
2018-07-23

2018-07-23

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