Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

58	58 Vote	But, What if Black Holes Are Actually Chow Chows in Disguise
52	52 Vote	California Meets Threshold to Set Everything on Fire Anyway
62	62 Vote	CDC Says Fully Vaccinated People Can Now Swim in Ponds
93	93 Vote	5 Times Butts Changed the Face of Journalism
24	24 Vote	Chadwick Boseman's Brother Has a Real Name Now, Which Means You DON'T Get Bewbs
198	198 Vote	The Horrifying Sound of Music
7	7 Vote	Rasmussen: 59% of Voters Say They're in Love
210	210 Vote	SpaceX Launches Astronauts to Earth 1	1
40	40 Vote	Xbox Still Has That Volcano Insurance
66	66 Vote	Trader Joe's Kicks Off Pardoning Spree by Granting Mercy to Convicted War Criminals
50	50 Vote	Frontier Airlines Will Charge Passengers Who Want Clean Floors
137	137 Vote	Fifth Graders Forced to Apologize for Fueling the Devastating Opioid Epidemic
171	171 Vote	Psychiatrist: Use Lavender Oil to Treat Stab Wounds
80	80 Vote	Alex Trebek's Final Message to the Devil
62	62 Vote	Biden: We Need to Spend More Time Drinking Eggnog
63	63 Vote	How to Smell When You're Older
221	221 Vote	Absolutely No One Safe
96	96 Vote	Bizarre Clown Movies You Really Should Be Planning Your Schedule Around
7	7 Vote	It's Almost Impossible to Not Break Character 1	1
5	5 Vote	Crash 4 Coming to Melt Your Cold, Dead Heart
44	44 Vote	Will Biden Have Blood on His Scooter
5	5 Vote	Sweet Christ, Now Republicans Are Rigging the Bestseller List by Buying Their Own Books
85	85 Vote	I Love You for Expressing Your True Self
6	6 Vote	Save Big on the Brink of Defeat
7	7 Vote	Toast Nuts in a Rice Cooker 1	1
5	5 Vote	Does Your Cat's Butthole Touch Everything It Sits On? One Middle-Schooler Devised an Experiment to Find Animal Viruses
5	5 Vote	Yeeeah, I'm Gonna Starve!
30	30 Vote	Alfalfa From Little Rascals Has Grown Up in Flames 1	1
51	51 Vote	Manchin: I Have DELICATE SKIN
110	110 Vote	Some Say Florida Could Become an "Unstoppable Situation"
187	187 Vote	Fox News Is Bad
6	6 Vote	Chet Hanks Shoots His Shot With Lizzo After She Told Him She Had Cancer
5	5 Vote	Suspect Faces Multiple Charges After Fleeing Officers Fatally
24	24 Vote	Trump Addressed the Nation in a BALLPOOL
46	46 Vote	No, Amazon Isn't Selling a Fake Kim Jong-Un
142	142 Vote	Kittens, They Don't Care
7	7 Vote	Doctor Barbie Makes Girls Care Less That Trump Hates the Puerto Ricans
36	36 Vote	Russia's Chief Justice Advocates a Return to Arkham
91	91 Vote	This Is What Happens to Your Body When You Touch the Hummingbird Feeder
76	76 Vote	Shrimp Tails, Bits of String, and Rat Feces Are Now on HBO Max

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