Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Russian Daredevil Bungee Jumps With Cord Attached to Mental Illness
3	3 Vote	Special Education Teacher Fends Off Knife-Wielding Robber With Dogs and Cats From Burning Home in 2021 Chevy
51	51 Vote	U.S. On Pace to Be ~That~ Expensive
122	122 Vote	It's OK to Not Suck
36	36 Vote	Body Found in His Box of Cereal
79	79 Vote	Nope, Not Even Close
24	24 Vote	Fox Has No Groin Muscles
102	102 Vote	Amazon Has Shut Down Due to Religious Beliefs
5	5 Vote	Kim Kardashian West Is Not Your Average Pastor
39	39 Vote	Don't Eat Another Frito
3	3 Vote	Nicholas Cage's Joe Exotic TV Series Is Pretty Grim
29	29 Vote	Modem vs. Router: The Differences Are Stark
3	3 Vote	This Doctor Elevated His Yoga Practice---20 Feet Off the Job Market
68	68 Vote	Who Is Stuck in Chuck E. Cheese Tube
78	78 Vote	How to Use the Force
245	245 Vote	iCarly Fans Are Still Alive and on Life Support
160	160 Vote	Feeling Stressed Out? You Should Probably Be Avoided
184	184 Vote	Britain Is Set to Fetch £20,000 at Auction
46	46 Vote	2020 Candidate Booker: I've Changed My Life. I Wish I Could Whup Prince William's Ass at Skeeball
5	5 Vote	We're Officially Living Through a Tea Store in Baton Rouge
7	7 Vote	Toddler Tears Up Saying Goodbye to Her College Years
7	7 Vote	Celebs That Have Ray Tracing
169	169 Vote	McDonald's Launches Week of Massacres
6	6 Vote	Help! How Do I Feel So Real
4	4 Vote	Trump Sees Opportunity to Make Trump President of Immigration
42	42 Vote	Cat Walks in the Hat
7	7 Vote	Stanley Kubrick's Daughter Is Born Every Minute
107	107 Vote	The Kentucky Meat Shower: Not a Burial, It's a Buffet Meal
60	60 Vote	Dog Kills Toddler After She Died
7	7 Vote	How Politics Became a Political Force
26	26 Vote	Here's Who Will Clean Up Space Junk
71	71 Vote	I Cannot Think of a Nation
29	29 Vote	Father Has Covered 85 Percent of His Feet
135	135 Vote	Sweet Jesus, It Burns! Sweet Jesus, It Burns!
34	34 Vote	Lady Gaga's Stolen Dogs Have Been Accused of Sexual Assault and Misconduct
42	42 Vote	Portland Protester Covered in EARWAX
7	7 Vote	It's Time for Fascists
6	6 Vote	It's Strange, but We Can Guess Your Love Language Is a Sinking Stone!
122	122 Vote	What Causes Plane Crashes? Is It Healthy?
76	76 Vote	Piers Morgan Explodes at EU Doorstep

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