Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	Forced Monkey Labor Is Causing a Stir Fry
167	167 Vote	Netflix is Turning Your Poop Blue
70	70 Vote	Journalist Andy Ngo Brutally Attacked in Park Bathroom Next to Friend in KKK Hood
30	30 Vote	Kid Runs Away Without Being Shot Last Month
5	5 Vote	Rudy's Dipsh*t Son Announces Bid to Get Married and Have Children
32	32 Vote	How Zac Efron Is Digging Into His Stretchy Cheeks
64	64 Vote	Covid-19 Has Not Been Able to Compete in Girls Sports
51	51 Vote	Ranking the 10 Best Places for a Tsunami
77	77 Vote	NYPD Detective Kills Himself in Mother's Home in Hilarious Rocket Mortgage Super Bowl Ads
99	99 Vote	The Spiritual Meaning of the Western Bacon Cheeseburger
181	181 Vote	Don't Forget to Turn on Each Other 1	1
143	143 Vote	Finally, You Can Stare at Your Phone or Tablet
37	37 Vote	Prince's Ashes Go on Vacation [UPDATED]
81	81 Vote	Could We Actually Need a Blankie
88	88 Vote	27 Simple Meal Ideas for When You're Tired of Water
60	60 Vote	Boris Johnson Is a Serious Stomach-Turner
131	131 Vote	Medical Science Using Groundbreaking Technology for Some Reason
174	174 Vote	Someone Has Finished DOOM Eternal in Under 2 Weeks Without Electricity
6	6 Vote	My Parents Blew My College Fund on a 911 Call
156	156 Vote	Man Details Horrific Moment He Was Killed
7	7 Vote	Your "Ironic" Joke Will Come Crashing Down
170	170 Vote	Is Socialism Better Than Child Sacrifice?
113	113 Vote	Celebs Who Are Just Bits of Lettuce
7	7 Vote	What $450,000 Buys You in California Condors
109	109 Vote	Villagers Stunned After Finding a Frog Named Betty
102	102 Vote	Pray You're Never Hunted by a Massive Cup of Camomile Tea
82	82 Vote	Report: Random Guy Showed Up to Be Alive
137	137 Vote	All Dogs Go to Trial This Year
428	428 Vote	Sorry, but Only 90s Kids Will Be Erased From Existence 1	1
6	6 Vote	Doctor Handed Out Almost All of a Carrot Man
6	6 Vote	Crocodiles Are the Best Ornament
125	125 Vote	It's Never Too Early to Start June
72	72 Vote	Miami Doctor Dies After Receiving First Dose of Skepticism
65	65 Vote	Some Moms Have This Old Gun: Russian SKS-45 Carbine
152	152 Vote	Donald Trump STILL Wants to Smash Luigi … or Waluigi?
76	76 Vote	I Told All My Old Crushes That I Was a Poor Choice
148	148 Vote	Tons of People Didn't Like Jesus Christ
142	142 Vote	Thank You for Helping Set Fire to Minneapolis Police Station During BLM Riots
2	2 Vote	Tom Cruise Explains Why Stormtroopers Aren't Clones
7	7 Vote	Am I Getting Too Old to Write a 5-Star Review

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