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Hillary Clinton Had to Have Sex With Annoying Husband
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Amazon Is Selling for $590k
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Maryland to Be Purged of All MANKIND
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50+ Dogs Removed From Flight Attendant
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Harry Potter and the Winter Soldier
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Last Name: "Wayne". First Name: "Bruce" Springsteen
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Four-Year-Old and His Constant Complaints
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How and When to Shut Down – Permanently
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Young, Healthy Woman Recounts Battle With Cancer Patients
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Ain't Nobody Gonna Like This Today, but Alas
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39 Best Christmas Face Masks to Pollute Ocean This Year
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For $33,000, You Can Spam Grenades Forever
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Why Aren't You Spongebob?
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Sports on Sundays OK, Except When Used to Attack N Korea
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US Ends Use of Leftover Pretzels
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NASA's Mars Helicopter to Support Local Content Creators
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10-Year-Old Kid Is Pretty Boring
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Ted Cruz Is a Bad Idea
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No, Sorry, Mr. Bean Will Not Wear His Pants During SNL Debut
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9 Lingerie Sets Under $40 That Will Make You Go "mmmmmbbbvvvvrrrrrshhhhh"
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Twins, 92, Are Reunited After Being Lifted by Strong Headwinds
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Technical Glitch Turns Weather Report Into an Anvil
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Ohio Is Making a Comeback
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Biden Has Kept His Creativity Flowing for 25 Minutes
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Do We Really Have Personalities?
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Ohio Sophomore Dies After Being Hit With Scathing Feedback
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Manchin Is No Match for My MS Paint Skills
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NES Classic Edition to Include Fracture & Trauma
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US to Sue Bird
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Meet Cooper, a Recently Discovered Sauropod Believed to Be Mel Brooks
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America Needs to Retire. Now
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Georgia's Largest School District to Launch Nuclear Bomb
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You ATE the Last Straw
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Trump Vows to Expose Himself
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Still in the Bathroom!
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British Man Conquers a Parking Garage
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Forget the Peace Prize
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No, Sorry, Mr. Bean Will Not Be Intimidated
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I Had a Bad Dream
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Kellogg's New Cereal Encourages Kids to Smoke
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