Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

111	111 Vote	Sonic Is a Game That Looks Nothing Like XCOM
285	285 Vote	This Woman's Obituary Was So Powerful It Blew Out Windows of Homes Nearby
30	30 Vote	Even Olympians Get Stuck in a Car
343	343 Vote	According to a Wild Conspiracy Theory, This Is the Real World
48	48 Vote	Authorities Demolish Remaining Structure of Every Known Protein
57	57 Vote	Desperate Cuomo Is Left Hanging From Bronx Overpass
29	29 Vote	Every Bob's Burgers Christmas Episode, Ranked by Usefulness
174	174 Vote	Would You Idiots Please Stop Saying Socialism Doesn't Work
59	59 Vote	You Stole My Inheritance 1	1
4	4 Vote	Butter Your Corn Dogs in a Pile of Bull ... Manure
6	6 Vote	White Supremacy Is as Bad as White Supremacy
140	140 Vote	Transform Your Life Through the Power of Mayonnaise
169	169 Vote	Monk Chops Off His Ass to Save Americans
65	65 Vote	Never Forget: Always Look for the Eyeballs
85	85 Vote	I Didn't Think I Could Have Become a Dolphin-Human Hybrid
71	71 Vote	I Joined the Circus at 19 and Now Jail
54	54 Vote	No. No I in Boot 1	1
87	87 Vote	12 Unexpected Household Uses for Dryer Sheets Outside of a Revenge Fantasy
38	38 Vote	I Want to Satisfy Your Pumpkin Spice Cravings
564	564 Vote	Archaeologists Find Evidence of Luigi 1	1
154	154 Vote	Wait, Is Vin Diesel in the Attic
135	135 Vote	What Mimes Can Teach Us About Love, Life, And… International Corpse Theft?
103	103 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Ate a Dozen Men
153	153 Vote	Ways to Cook Your New French Boyfriend
57	57 Vote	Mitch McConnell's Attempt to Kill His Wife With Chilli Powder
87	87 Vote	2020: The Year You Were Born
42	42 Vote	Destruction Caused by Something Else
121	121 Vote	It's Honestly Really Hard to Count
77	77 Vote	Sources: SoftBank Is Scaling Back Its Rubbery Foreskin
61	61 Vote	Can YOU Sip Your Way Around Florida's Ban on Dangerous Chemicals
160	160 Vote	Media Narrative WRECKED! Poll Shows 1.8M Americans Turned Down Jobs Because of Peppa Pig and the Military
101	101 Vote	Man Folds One Piece of A4 Paper
68	68 Vote	The 39-Year-Old Massacre That Still Haunts My Brains, Even 40 Years Later 1	1
42	42 Vote	Giant Hidden Void in Giza Pyramid Not a Void
118	118 Vote	Let Me Have Fun With Pointy Bits
83	83 Vote	Battle of the Spice Girls
5	5 Vote	Some Democratic Senators Express Concern About the Riots at Woodstock 99
149	149 Vote	Fully Vaccinated People Need to Snuggle
54	54 Vote	Daylight Saving Time Magazine
7	7 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Will Return to Venus

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