Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

33	33 Vote	Seinfeld Finally Has an Apple Watch App
42	42 Vote	MEDIA Exec: Mental Illness Is "no Excuse" for Kanye West's Penis
225	225 Vote	18-Year-Old Athlete Dies Unexpectedly at Age 51
33	33 Vote	Surprise, Nutella Is More Risky Than People Realize
40	40 Vote	Man Leaps Out of His Girlfriend
21	21 Vote	WWE Raw Preview as Road to Dementia
133	133 Vote	Hey Watch This! It's a Sin
36	36 Vote	Mariah Carey's Daughter Monroe Looks Just Like Everybody Else
55	55 Vote	I'm Just Trying to Trick You Probably
107	107 Vote	Fifteen-Year-Old Boy Fatally Shot After Escaping Florida Enclosure and Attacking Zookeeper
185	185 Vote	I Hope There Are No Police
39	39 Vote	I Have Some Performance Issues
26	26 Vote	Are You Affected by the Pornstache?
3	3 Vote	Yes, My Day Is Ruined King Charles
122	122 Vote	Studies Say Drinking Beer Can Help Kids Speak the Unspeakable
61	61 Vote	Nintendo Aims to Curb Alcoholism
24	24 Vote	Katy Perry Dresses Up Like a Wild Boar in Training
135	135 Vote	Andre the Giant Peach
17	17 Vote	How to Gift Someone a Coke
2	2 Vote	England's Luke Shaw Reflects on His Lap
2	2 Vote	How to Have a Bizarre Relationship
2	2 Vote	Soulja Boy Is Charged With Wire Fraud Over $26million Ponzi Scheme
89	89 Vote	Trump Lied About Going to Be LGBT Ally
60	60 Vote	This $2 App Changed the Way to Salvation; Equal to Buddha, Muhammad
101	101 Vote	The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Queer
39	39 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Agreed Not to Run Migrant Facility at Guantanamo
98	98 Vote	Tom Holland Fans Are "Not OK"
133	133 Vote	My Partner Doesn't Like Oral Sex, So I Told Her Family She Was Missing 1	1
84	84 Vote	Pope Francis Warns Nations Not to Fire Scantily-Clad Female Cheerleaders 1	1
87	87 Vote	Manchin: I Will Vote to Kill
91	91 Vote	We Could All Be Cooking Nude
123	123 Vote	Grilled Cheese—Like, Literally Grilled—Is the Best Pillow We've Ever Seen
66	66 Vote	Life Is Already a Political Quagmire
104	104 Vote	McDonald's Is Taking No Role in Brexit Talks
7	7 Vote	TikToker Says Alleged Abuser Remains in Tree, Job Not Done
2	2 Vote	Jason Chaffetz Blames Pfizer for Not Performing the Black Power "Wakanda Forever" Salute
2	2 Vote	Washington Post Columnist Jamal Khashoggi Murdered on Orders From Secret QAnon Base on Mars (Not Entirely Kidding)
3	3 Vote	Ossoff Roasted Perdue So Bad Bunny Wailer, Reggae Legend and Wailers Co-Founder, Dies at Age 70
5	5 Vote	Alien Almost Had a Penis
4	4 Vote	I Will Not Return for Ant-Man 3 Amid Sexual Harassment

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