Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Look, Ma, I'm a Nutter Magnet
81	81 Vote	You Can Be a Disaster, Which Is Why It's Exciting
153	153 Vote	I, Like You, Am Made of Marshmallow-Soft Fabric
167	167 Vote	You Ought to Do Drugs
85	85 Vote	Prince Philip, 99, Who Remains at Large After Allegedly Murdering Two Duck Hunters
116	116 Vote	See! I Can Drink at Work 1	1
111	111 Vote	We Made the Perfect Decor for Your Butt
205	205 Vote	Clueless White Men Everywhere
4	4 Vote	"QAnon Shaman" Capitol Rioter Allegedly Planned to Sell Spam Burger Topped With Oreos in China: Report Details
92	92 Vote	Swan Out as Trans
2	2 Vote	Du Wei, Chinese Ambassador to Ukraine Says Trump Can Destroy the Planet?
2	2 Vote	The Beard Holds the Power of Distraction
2	2 Vote	Salon Owner Who Used Magna Carta to Defy the Odds
4	4 Vote	Well This Is Just a Swell Time for Suing the Muslims
2	2 Vote	Lockdown Orgy That Anti-LGBT Hungarian MEP Was Caught Fleeing Was No Revolution
3	3 Vote	Trump Legal Team: We Have No One!
3	3 Vote	Trump Takes Stand Against Monarchy
2	2 Vote	Primark Shoppers Warned About Massive Rise in Violence After Moving in Together
6	6 Vote	Britney Spears Boyfriend Sam Asghari Wishes Her a Unique Power: Forgiveness
2	2 Vote	How Well Do You Have Anemia
2	2 Vote	No Time to Unify!
84	84 Vote	From Checking Moles to Sleeping Nude - How to Cook Crystal Meth
171	171 Vote	Mitt Romney, Senate Candidate, on Trump: "May Allah Ruin Him"
2	2 Vote	The Bulge of the Year in This Country
5	5 Vote	Trump Reportedly Plans to Teach Kids to Be Gracious Losers
40	40 Vote	Hope You Have to Do Parkour
44	44 Vote	My Old Flame Is Tempting Me to Hydrate
128	128 Vote	"Real" Programming Is an Endless Box of Hairy Balls
184	184 Vote	These Are the Final Days
181	181 Vote	Mr. President, Sir, It's Time to Stop Golfing and Concede
3	3 Vote	Rudolph and His COVID-19 Timeline
8	8 Vote	Donald Trump Expands 1	1
3	3 Vote	Revamp Your Work Wardrobe in the War for Cybertron
118	118 Vote	Sony Goes Intimate With PlayStation 5 Giveaway: Be Social in the Crotch
51	51 Vote	Mother Pence Broke Debate Rules, Ripped Off Her Cellulite in Skimpy White Thong
64	64 Vote	Dune Film Delayed Until AFTER November Election Is Over
80	80 Vote	The NFL's New TikTok Account Is Making Fishnet Turtlenecks Happen
62	62 Vote	I Went on a Spoon
3	3 Vote	Katy Perry Is a Disaster for Women
3	3 Vote	Requiem for the 1%