Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

97	97 Vote	Bernie Sanders Calls for Oasis Reunion
4	4 Vote	Trump Is Not a Negotiator
197	197 Vote	Couple's Cat Was a Left-Wing Extremist
24	24 Vote	The Messiah's Mother Arrested
5	5 Vote	Cats Are Perfectly Reasonable and Justified
3	3 Vote	National Gallery Undertakes Major Seven Year Conservation Project to Fix a Glory Hole
5	5 Vote	Rep. Marc Veasey: No President Is Failing Kindergarten Right Now
3	3 Vote	Connecticut Man Accused of Bringing People Together
4	4 Vote	The Yakuza Is 100% Real and Here's Why You Should Know Before Eating IHOP's Flapjacks
4	4 Vote	Trump to Ban Congresswomen
4	4 Vote	Most Important Piece of Shit
5	5 Vote	Luigi's Mansion 3's Co-Op Is a Spiritual Experience
8	8 Vote	Doctors Use 3D Printer to Replace Puerto Rican Toads
6	6 Vote	Hospitals Assess the Potential Impact of "Dora the Explorer"
3	3 Vote	We Think Dorian Has Regained Strength and Is French Girl-Approved
5	5 Vote	I Was Born to Be Condemned
101	101 Vote	Raccoon Freed From Louisiana Jail
5	5 Vote	This Is How to Title This
72	72 Vote	Siegfried and Roy Break Silence on Rumored Sex Tape
126	126 Vote	Katy Perry Demands Death by Elevator
219	219 Vote	Donald Trump Condemned by Congress as He Screams the N-Word
215	215 Vote	Do Not Talk to Me
97	97 Vote	10 Rules for That Underboob
134	134 Vote	My Hips Are Moving Manufacturing Out of This Country
227	227 Vote	Penguins Break Into Home, Steal Identities, Undergarments 2	2
188	188 Vote	Great-Grandmother, 90, Cleared of Wrongdoing in July Incident That Left Everyone Screaming "Just Die Already"
8	8 Vote	VIDEO: Pro Golfer Arrested for Wearing Sagging Pants
58	58 Vote	Cat Barks Like a Late 1980s Mac Desktop 1	1
162	162 Vote	When Someone Calls You Weird, Hit Them With Scissors
46	46 Vote	Posh Spice Might Be Appraised by Robot Ants
7	7 Vote	In Lost Essay, Langston Hughes Recounts Meeting A-Rod and "Intimidating" J.Lo
111	111 Vote	Epstein Now Accused of Urinating Into Ice Cream Sandwich 1	1
147	147 Vote	Trump: I AM Legally Married to Keanu Reeves 1	1
94	94 Vote	Royal Navy Too Small to Deal Heroin
336	336 Vote	House Votes to Kill Mr. Peanut
100	100 Vote	Second Alligator in 4 Days Found in Aretha Franklin's Couch 1	1
184	184 Vote	Dems Vow to "Find Dat Big Boi"
69	69 Vote	Trump Doubles Down on Nudity 1	1
45	45 Vote	Trump Administration Works to Roll a 20
81	81 Vote	Even His Chest Hair Is a Ruse