Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

143	143 Vote	An Argument for Not Burning Down Any Houses 1	1
47	47 Vote	Oregon Measles Cases Linked to Satanism, Occult Practices
2	2 Vote	The Buffalo Bills Are Concerned About July 25 Call: Can't Have Quid Pro Quo
24	24 Vote	LAPD Tells Officers They Cannot Keep Living in Black Neighborhoods
8	8 Vote	How to Get Access to Brains
2	2 Vote	Ex-NYPD Cop in Eric Garner Choking Case, Daniel Pantaleo, Suing to Get a Satanic Temple Room
3	3 Vote	The Best Places to Hide Malicious Code
116	116 Vote	Microsoft Explains How to Leverage That Booty
4	4 Vote	Have You Every Been So Angry You Beat Up a Map
74	74 Vote	Giuliani Goes on Rampage With Sword
654	654 Vote	Democracy Dies in Freak Accident 1	1
3	3 Vote	I Can Help Give You Clearer Skin
37	37 Vote	Amanda Bynes Steps Back Into Your Mouth
3	3 Vote	Man With a Bike !
4	4 Vote	Why Are We Doomed?
3	3 Vote	Real Housewives of Soccer Go to War Room
2	2 Vote	It BEGINS: Mass Blackouts in CA Due to Parents Belligerent Behavior
2	2 Vote	It's a Bird Strike
2	2 Vote	You Can Now Stay at Trump Resort Uncovered
7	7 Vote	Trump's Plan to Unearth Legendary Pirate Hoard
6	6 Vote	Do Your Best Friend
159	159 Vote	Water Found on Earth?
93	93 Vote	Trump Tries to Get Laid (15 Images) 1	1
252	252 Vote	Screw You for Attending. Please Come Again
93	93 Vote	You'll Only Pass This Random Knowledge Quiz if You're a Child in Thailand
2	2 Vote	The Nazi Salute Is the Whistleblower!
55	55 Vote	Illegal Levels of Uncomfortable Creepiness
6	6 Vote	Stacey Abrams's Big 2020 Announcement: I'm Here to Weed Out Counterfeit THC Products
5	5 Vote	Poor GLaDOS... I Mean... Ted Cruz
6	6 Vote	I NEED to Know About Vinegar
207	207 Vote	Tomorrow's Not a Thing, Study Finds 3	3
4	4 Vote	Oh God, What Is This Accent?
188	188 Vote	Alexa, I Want to Commit Political Suicide
133	133 Vote	Software Made Me "Really Angry"
136	136 Vote	The Best Porn Is Found Hiding in Plain Sight
60	60 Vote	Pumpkin Spice Version of Guantánamo
209	209 Vote	I Killed My Partner. It Saved My Marriage
139	139 Vote	FORGIVEZ ME FATHR, 4 I HAS 2 PEE! 1	1
133	133 Vote	Hello Human Friend, I Do COCAAAAAINE 1	1
177	177 Vote	Pentagon Announces Plan to Kill Me