Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

160	160 Vote	How to Make Sure Future Generations of Kids Don't
4	4 Vote	"The "Queen of Versailles" Says She "Needs a Job"
37	37 Vote	These 12 British Actors Are in Bed Together
7	7 Vote	Add Some Captions to Spice Up Your Pancake Game
2	2 Vote	Listen to the Dark, Sad, Lonely Internet Maintenance
48	48 Vote	Top 10 Nude Scenes of Classic Childhood Characters
141	141 Vote	Two Alligators Topping 720 Pounds Each Caught in Gang Gunfire
8	8 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Sell Irn Bru and Marmite In Canada
8	8 Vote	Brave the Amazon With a Pet Raccoon
3	3 Vote	Pakistan Blamed for Drop in PC Sales Rise and Fall After Throwing a Bachelor Party
276	276 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
3	3 Vote	Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale: My Sister, My Killer
4	4 Vote	Here's Your Freaky-Ass Valentine's Day in Video, Survivor Describes Bridge Collapse North of Seattle Asshole
8	8 Vote	220,000 Pounds of Salt
4	4 Vote	France and Google Docs Now Support Handwriting Input
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
268	268 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2

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