Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

arboretic

Voted Headlines

53	53 Vote	Fukushima Reactors Did Not End Well
7	7 Vote	Why a Penis Is Called a Link Between Worlds
92	92 Vote	New Research Suggests Women Can Be Called Gluten-Free
121	121 Vote	My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
4	4 Vote	Gabe Newell to Be a Lesbian
4	4 Vote	Whitey Bulger Convicted of Politely Vandalizing Luxury Cars
3	3 Vote	The Future Will Be Made Into Gif Immediately
5	5 Vote	How to Wear a Helmet, Without Wearing a Raincoat
6	6 Vote	Britain to Measure Thighs, Necks, Wrists
185	185 Vote	KONY 2012 Part II: How He Turned Into Wario
116	116 Vote	After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
182	182 Vote	We Killed an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless 1	1
4	4 Vote	Tens of Thousands Still Without Power Glove
7	7 Vote	Finally, You Can Now Have Your Sexts Made Into Contemporary Art or Just a Giant Harry Potter
68	68 Vote	Banksy Tried to Find Rednecks. He Found 2 Jews and a 4K Camera
6	6 Vote	10,000 Estimated Dead in Attack of the Jedi
5	5 Vote	Eisner and the Golden Age of Innerboob, Sideboob, & Underboob
8	8 Vote	The BBC's Doctor Who Cares
4	4 Vote	Mom Makes Daughter Publicly Apologize for Being Total Bullshit
5	5 Vote	Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Should Play Ball
22	22 Vote	Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
5	5 Vote	Penguin Ambassadors Deal With It
4	4 Vote	Secret Service Says They Are Weird
2	2 Vote	Couple Surrenders to Fantasy Writing's Worst Instincts
2	2 Vote	Officials Say (UPDATE: Actually…)
65	65 Vote	Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
2	2 Vote	Seven Days When Federal Contracts Turn Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
26	26 Vote	Obamacare Is Bad Ass
76	76 Vote	Ashley Greene Hot & TOPLESS in NY at Age 26 (Or 125 in Human Years )
3	3 Vote	Default Deadline Looms: Here's Where We Stand on Churros
2	2 Vote	"EAT SHIT AND DIE!": A Very Classy Flash Mob on the War in Sri Lanka Says
2	2 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Get a Road Made of Rainbows
9	9 Vote	Official: Obama to Give Bear Hugs
3	3 Vote	Americans Arrested for Hiring Hitman to Kill Time Warner
2	2 Vote	Scientists May Have Collided With Another Universe
2	2 Vote	Boston Mayor Sorry After Joking He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start Instagramming Its Packaging
35	35 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Testify Against Bulger

← Previous
1
2
…
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
…
25
26
Next →