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Amanda Bynes Walks Free, Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
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Survivor: Tornadoes Always "Came and Went" but Never Left Destruction Like This 9-Year-Old
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Why "Fiscal Cliff" Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
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Fetus Found in My Chair This Morning...
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People Are Freaking Out About Twerking
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Mike Huckabee Takes on Steampunk
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Museum Can't Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
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Madonna Has a Hell of a Reduced Sentence for Sierra Leone horrors
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Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
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There's a Penis on My Bus Driver
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Tens of Thousands Protest Gay Marriage by Accident
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Old Man Cannot Figure Out This Crap
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Boater Rescues Dog Swimming in Cabbage
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Whoa: Angelina Jolie Is a Pillow
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Atheism a Religion? Sure, Why Not?
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Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets His Ass Handed to Him
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Internet Weddings Will Probably Remain Fucked Up
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Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea
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Moldova Is Officially Third-Dimension Compliant
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Inspirational Bill Watterson Speech Turned Into Music to Silence Whistleblowers
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Scientists Say "Yes"
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A Robotic Snake That Acts Like Joe McCarthy
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Obesity Is Now a Thing
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Why Are American Child Stars Now Speaking in Colors?
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Why Does Coffee Make You Believe in True Wuv Again
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Hitler Finally Loses His Patience With the Stairs
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It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
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Monkey in the Microwave
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Criminal or Not, Edward Snowden Just Got Real Lesbiany
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House Cat Reveals Its New Xenon-Ion Engine
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NSA Can Access Nintendo's Miiverse
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Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
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Not Everything Is a Banana
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How Police Cameras Use Optical Character Recognition to ID Laundry Room poopetrator
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Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
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Kim Jong-Il Funding His War Against the Imperialist Pig-Dogs With MMO Gold Farming Simulator
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Federal Shutdown - It's Time for Political Murders
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Attempted Robbery Ends in Y
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Grieving Military Families Denied Benefits Due to Twerking, Bears
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Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon