Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Taliban Says It Can Cure Dudes of "Mangina"
218	218 Vote	Wall Street Fighter
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
6	6 Vote	Teen Threatens to Fuck Off
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
9	9 Vote	New Artificial Skin Is as Fake as Hell
5	5 Vote	Everything Is Awesome Grandpa
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
7	7 Vote	10 Evil Schemes That Could Help Save Sea Turtles
78	78 Vote	Lessons Learned: A Year in Jail Just for Being Gay Libertarian
4	4 Vote	Turns Out, the Internet Works
2	2 Vote	Wal-Mart Relies on Yellowface
3	3 Vote	High Schooler Suspended for Drug Awareness
91	91 Vote	British Database of Cat GIFs
2	2 Vote	Girl Crawls Out of Grad school
1	1 Vote	Anyone Could Make This Mistake. The Fact That Humans Exist? I Don't Care How Nice Your Couch Is. Please Don't Call Her a Nasty Word?
1	1 Vote	You're Gonna Get Sadder Until You're 50, and Then Destroy You Won't
5	5 Vote	Harry Belafonte I HAVE AWOKEN
5	5 Vote	Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen Hung Out With 2 Pound joint
2	2 Vote	Man in France Rocked
4	4 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Me
4	4 Vote	The Whole Family Gets Lost at Sea After Seeing Where God Would Lead Them
3	3 Vote	This Baby Owl Hit Our Window. Gave Us This Note
2	2 Vote	Google Ends 10 More Side Projects to Focus on the Breadline: Hopelessness and Berlusconi
9	9 Vote	The Founding Fathers Had to Die
2	2 Vote	Here Is a Dome
2	2 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Mom Makes You Smaller
4	4 Vote	Man Held "Hostage" by Pit Bull Rushes to Rescue Napoleon From St. Helena by Submarine
5	5 Vote	Done With SimCity? Check Out Crystals Synthesized by Bird Crap
4	4 Vote	The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Attention of Geneticists
6	6 Vote	This Is My Favorite Scene From This One Really Awful Thing
8	8 Vote	Cowboy Bebop Is Finally Going to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
6	6 Vote	Sarah Palin Posts Pic of Sasha Obama's Butt in Jean Shorts
2	2 Vote	Are Americans Losing Their Shit Together
125	125 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
2	2 Vote	A Bunch of Nerds Everywhere
6	6 Vote	An In-Depth Tour of the Day: Mmmm... HAM
6	6 Vote	NYC Preschoolers Don't Give a Fuck About Any of Your Biz
7	7 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Might Have Created a Penis-Numbing Spray

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