Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Giant Pink Dog Missing in the Woods
5	5 Vote	WTF Is With Clothes
5	5 Vote	Hamster Rises From the Shadows
25	25 Vote	Drones to Replace Bernanke as Federal Reserve Chair
6	6 Vote	U.N. General Assembly: The World's Worst Modeling Agency
41	41 Vote	UK Government Wants a Foam Finger 1	1
7	7 Vote	Bunny Ninja Hats Will Make You More Liberal, Study Says
2	2 Vote	Just What the Frack Is Fracking?
7	7 Vote	Monopoly: The Secret to Successful HIV Prevention?
5	5 Vote	Moose to Blame for GOP Losing Elections
7	7 Vote	Helena Bonham Carter Is the Best Kind of Error
5	5 Vote	Joe Biden Is Back With Adorable Apology
4	4 Vote	Canada Involved in Canadian Street Race
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
5	5 Vote	All 58 People Who Have Southern Roots
5	5 Vote	Valve's Steam to Sell Chocolate donut
114	114 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Tool
89	89 Vote	These Parents Are Refusing to Get Excited About a Mermaid
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
65	65 Vote	Over 88,000 Die in a Sandbox
7	7 Vote	"Sesame Street" to Teach Sex Ed at Swanky Boarding school
8	8 Vote	Obamacare Has Gotten More Popular Since the 80s
210	210 Vote	Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
22	22 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of the Tsarnaev Brothers Carjacking Victim
7	7 Vote	Liza Minnelli Got a Little Asshole
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
6	6 Vote	Bitches Be Crazy Expensive
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
3	3 Vote	Sexy Professor Layton Wouldn't Exist
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
4	4 Vote	21 Types of People Losing Their Shit Over a Tweet
7	7 Vote	Props to the Entire Planet
7	7 Vote	Dawn of a Masturbating Video Gamer
6	6 Vote	Adult Wants Kids to Stop Sweating and Eliminate Marijuana Stench
4	4 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Make Edible Cat Litter
3	3 Vote	Obama to Stand Up to Hell Next Year
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
4	4 Vote	22 Signs You're a Total Dick Cheney
4	4 Vote	Anthony Weiner's a "Piece of Crap"
5	5 Vote	Fox Refuses to Die in Mall fire

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