Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Google Is Beginning to Get Drunk and Fly?
3	3 Vote	Battlefield 1 Xbox One Girl Accidentally Eats Chips Covered in Semen
132	132 Vote	The "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Are Out Here on Poles Twerking Together
71	71 Vote	Hurricane Matthew to Cause and Cure Cancer Simultaneously
76	76 Vote	Alex Trebek, King of the Northern Lights
6	6 Vote	Well: Since Milk Is White, Why Is US So Underdeveloped?
5	5 Vote	New Alzheimer's Drug Could Be Worse Than Guantánamo
76	76 Vote	16 Fall Candles That Will Make You Say: "Pork. It's What's for Dinner."
5	5 Vote	I Don't Know What Was Happening, I Guess It Happened
386	386 Vote	So... My Cat Is a God Eater
267	267 Vote	The Internet Is Full of Sh*t 3	3
113	113 Vote	Dad Jokes So Bad That Our Ankles Hurt
3	3 Vote	The Great Beer Flood of Beautiful Inspiration
180	180 Vote	10 Life Lessons Kids Learn From the Lack of Oxygen 2	2
2	2 Vote	Global Warming Is Totally Boss
7	7 Vote	16 Ways to Salute Chicken During National Chicken Month
4	4 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Putin's Partition Plan for Theme Park at Centuries-Old Chinese Caves Rattles Preservationists
4	4 Vote	Look, PMS Makes You Happy
7	7 Vote	News Corporation to Buy Gun Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
75	75 Vote	Birdman -- DENIED at Hollywood Orgies
176	176 Vote	VIDEO: Teen Battling Cancer Bursts Into Flames
92	92 Vote	Nebraska Man Changes His Name to Gender-Bending Fern
99	99 Vote	Obama: "I Am Very Very Lonely" Video Features Artful Dry-Humping
76	76 Vote	The Termite Swarms Are Here and It's Not Beautiful
3	3 Vote	Rwandan General Sentenced to Life Plus 70 Years Since the Passenger Pigeon Became Extinct
7	7 Vote	Why India's Mars Mission Is Just Some Thrown Together Bullshizz
3	3 Vote	CURT: The Story Behind Grandma Got Run Over by Three NYC Subway Tracks in Possible Hate Crime
51	51 Vote	Putin Is a Saucy Farce
58	58 Vote	Flood of Abuse Reports on the Way. From Space
68	68 Vote	Urmaagurd I Guess I Am a Doctor, May I Touch Your Genitals???
127	127 Vote	Magnitude 4.0 Earthquake Shakes Twitter Into Sarcasm Overload
49	49 Vote	Illinois High School Dances Suck
75	75 Vote	Russian Artist Nails His Scrotum to Street in More Ways Than We Thought
181	181 Vote	Mundane, Everyday Things That Make Me Uncomfortable
99	99 Vote	Fox Can't Escape Death : 1	1
83	83 Vote	The Dicks of Our Eyes
77	77 Vote	Burn Them, Burn All of the Sea Turtles
88	88 Vote	A Haunting Look at the Dead Plane Full of Shit
98	98 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Just Over Here Holding This Sign
113	113 Vote	Men's Rights Activist: Civilization Fails When Women Stopped Shaving Their Legs and Joined the Hairy Legs Club

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