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Actually, There's No Way to Hit a Tennis Ball Between His Legs
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Would You Wear: A Victorian Dress Made of Mike Brown
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11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
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​Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time
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Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown
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Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
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America Has a Serious Case of Horse Face
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Guy Claims a Prostitute "Forced" Him to EXPLODE
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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Anthrax? That's Not Very Sisterly
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6 Double Standards for Female Worms Because PATRIARCHY
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She Was a Guy?
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The 6 Most Hilariously Irresponsible Old-Timey Weapons
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The 5 Craziest Ways Men Have Censored Female Sexuality
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5 Birds With Rocket Packs
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What It's Like When Education Becomes Exploitation
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I Can Think and Communicate
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Feed Your Inner Cyborg Cockroach
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Welcome to the Internet?
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Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
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Turns Out That's Not OK
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Someone, Somewhere Owes the MPAA $58 Billion Dollar
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50 Shades of Grey? Here Are Almost 100
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
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Smoking Does WHAT Now?
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This Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
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Why My Vagina Was a Treasure Trove of Delightfully Bad Taste
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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DIY: How to Have an Abortion?
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Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Look Like ****
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British Library Blocks Shakespeare's "Hamlet" for Being Too Sexy for Its Own Good
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Congress Kicks the Crap Out of Plants? (And Why?)
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How to Buy Hideous Merchandise
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My Little Pony Movie Content in the 2013 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Was Fucking Terrifying
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In Math You Have to Find Paul Revere