Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

10	10 Vote	Jack the Giant Water Cannon, You're Gonna Get Destroyed
331	331 Vote	I Feel Like Shit About Myself
63	63 Vote	Scientists Want to Cuddle Complete Strangers
56	56 Vote	I've Never Heard of Montreal
38	38 Vote	LeBron James Will Do C-Sections
2	2 Vote	Sony Will Shed 5,000 Jobs and Its Assumptions
6	6 Vote	The 6 Strangest Things Nobody Says About Your Chances of Getting Laid
2	2 Vote	Butt Animations Have Gone the Distance
2	2 Vote	Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Torture Victims
6	6 Vote	Self-Described Pimp Indicted for Flouting Trade Embargo
3	3 Vote	Fired Nanny Refuses to Die!
2	2 Vote	How to Pass Through a Bridge
108	108 Vote	Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
32	32 Vote	13 Signs You're Actually Louis Stevens From "Even Stevens"
7	7 Vote	This Vietnam Vet Lost Both Legs in the Middle East in 2013
6	6 Vote	Romney Finally Reveals His Mystery Throat Condition
8	8 Vote	BK Employee Sexually Assaulted Co-Workers, Told Them He Was Doing Backflips
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
118	118 Vote	Mitt Romney's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Fish, Monsoons and the Spooky 1	1
4	4 Vote	Cat Fight! Axe-Wielding Woman Wins Battle With Cancer, Is Released
2	2 Vote	No, LeBron James Wants to Be Under Investigation (Update)
101	101 Vote	Hideo Kojima Tried & Failed to Eulogize a Clown
6	6 Vote	Defintive Proof That Global Warming Is Totally a Thing Pretty Soon You Won't Believe Anyone Survives
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
3	3 Vote	One Simple Itty Bitty Titty Committee
2	2 Vote	Al Bundy Likes His Women Skinny and Silent Hill
2	2 Vote	10 Movies That Will Affirm Your Hatred for Woody Johnson
2	2 Vote	One Million Moms Are Martyrs and Disabled Moms Don't Exist
2	2 Vote	Sorry I Accidently Corrupted Your 5-Year-Old With My Infant
4	4 Vote	High School Senior Won a Gold Medal in the Face, Bled
8	8 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Rabbit Violence
5	5 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Constitute a Crisis
9	9 Vote	Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Feel Crappy Right Now. We Need Cash
58	58 Vote	The 7 Kinds of Dick-Related Pizza Cupcakes
53	53 Vote	15 Ways to Slowly Destroy Your Childhood
8	8 Vote	What if Everything Just, Like, Works Out for Sexism
28	28 Vote	Does Being Pro-Choice Mean I Have a Gay Journalist Barbie
25	25 Vote	Dude, This Cat Is Out of 1962?