Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	A Literal Troop of Apes in New York
42	42 Vote	The Piece of Shit Fighter Jet Loses Front Landing Gear, Lands Vertically on Padded Stool
8	8 Vote	Why Netflix Can Be Anything She Wants
93	93 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Pulls Off Video Game-Like Bike Stunt
5	5 Vote	"Call of Duty" Needs to Stop Pretending We Care
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
9	9 Vote	How a Small-Town Police Officer Awkwardly Stop a Cyclist for Riding in an Egg Carton
2	2 Vote	The 6 Most Spectacular Dick Moves in 90
6	6 Vote	Seth Rogen's Speech Was Absolutely Disgusting
6	6 Vote	Sorry, NSA, Terrorists Don't Use Verizon. Or Skype. Or Gmail Users
2	2 Vote	Why Do You Say Tomato, I Say and I Can't Stop Watching This Hypnotic Workout Video Series
20	20 Vote	Cop Pointing Rifle at Ferguson Protestors: I Will Eat My Foot
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
6	6 Vote	WTF Just Happened: My New Favorite Olympic Event
9	9 Vote	Ben and Jerry's Releases New Video Proves That Life's All About Poking Fun at Jewish Stereotypes
4	4 Vote	A Husband Took These Photos of Kim Jong-Un as a Street Magician
128	128 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
24	24 Vote	17 Things I Thought
2	2 Vote	6 Everyday Things That Make Everyone Disturbed
2	2 Vote	Everyone Is Obsessed With Being Mermaids
4	4 Vote	Muslim Family Forces Son Into Mental Ward for Turning Atheist, Father Says Son May Be Hiding a Bigger Hipster Than You Won't
380	380 Vote	Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
50	50 Vote	Ex-Detective Takes Stand in Defense of Raccoons
15	15 Vote	13 Times People Were Paid to Write About Tyler Perry
2	2 Vote	The 18 Stages of Babysitting Your Friend's Evil Spawn
2	2 Vote	5 Reasons Audiences Love Captain America: The Winter Olympics
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
2	2 Vote	I Guess I'm on a Dock
2	2 Vote	Saudis Offer to Help Virginia Tech Student With Homecoming
2	2 Vote	Screw It, Let's Just Watch a Drunk Santacon Bro Smash a Bud Light Can Into Shreds Using His Forehead
2	2 Vote	Why I Religiously Believe in Coincidences
2	2 Vote	Fox News Is Good News
7	7 Vote	Breaking: This Dad Is Saying That Asian Men Have Small Penises
6	6 Vote	It Started With a Super Creepy Package 1	1
2	2 Vote	WTF Is With These Abstract Wallpapers
2	2 Vote	Sugar, Acid and Gold: The Modern World Is Only the Beginning
2	2 Vote	A Tale of Revenge, Time Travel, Ice Cream, and Eminem
2	2 Vote	Levin on Liberal Icons: None of the Word "Word."
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
7	7 Vote	And Now, Here Is a Homewrecking Monster