Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

anlizmarsh

Voted Headlines

83	83 Vote	11 Dogs Who Are Thieving Bastards
22	22 Vote	12 Teachers Reveal Their Favorite Chipotle Orders
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
669	669 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
25	25 Vote	Beyonce Photoshops Her Own Religion
54	54 Vote	5 Surprisingly Positive Side Effects of Being a Tall Girl Scout
97	97 Vote	Ratzilla, the 16-Inch "Rat From Hell," Finally Captured in One Terrifying GIF
118	118 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Locate the Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
90	90 Vote	Pediatricians Say Flamin Hot Cheetos Are Burning Your Limbs
2	2 Vote	26 Things That Have Ever Happened
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
168	168 Vote	How to Get Worse
2	2 Vote	How to Get Cancer?
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
908	908 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 14	14
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
802	802 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 13	13
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
910	910 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 14	14
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19

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