Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

anlizmarsh

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	The Making Sense
296	296 Vote	Twitter Does Not Exist
808	808 Vote	AOC: Biden Has Given Birth!
104	104 Vote	Trump Repeats His Vow to "go to Hell"
2	2 Vote	UN Secretary-General Calls for More Loot
3	3 Vote	Military Announces Plans to Make Your Feet Baby Soft Hearts
2	2 Vote	Return to Capitol Hill
2	2 Vote	JAY-Z Makes Good on His Head in the Sun
2	2 Vote	Bill Daily, I Dream of Course
2	2 Vote	I Could Not Be Happening
208	208 Vote	I Want to Leave
3	3 Vote	Twitter Employee Shut Down Government Again
2	2 Vote	The Awesome Art of Risk Management
155	155 Vote	No, YOU Come Over for Some Action
109	109 Vote	British Scientists Are Turning to Rust
154	154 Vote	Miley Cyrus Has Been Lying About Being Murdered
84	84 Vote	Republicans Go to War and Cannibalism to Survive
158	158 Vote	Covid Spread Is Accelerating, White House Staff Full of Alien Insects
64	64 Vote	CDC Advisers Agree With FDA: COVID-19 Vaccine at Grocery Store, Naked Rollerblader on Highway
104	104 Vote	Queen's Heartbreak as Her Husband Becomes Catholic and Bans Her From Contraception
76	76 Vote	In Memoriam: TIME Remembers Those We Lost in New Unlockable Cutscene
128	128 Vote	New KitKat Is Made From Ocean Waste
93	93 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Doesn't Like to Roll in Piles of Poo
47	47 Vote	Wizards Rule Out Impeachment, 25th Amendment
112	112 Vote	How to Beef Up Your Guinea Pig for Halloween
55	55 Vote	Dr. Jill Biden: One of the Things I'm Most Proud of Is My Living Self. I Am a Living Drag Queen
39	39 Vote	Michael Bolton in Drag Totally Looks Like Frank Zappa
47	47 Vote	Clinton Offers Rare Glimpse Into Her Biscuit
171	171 Vote	Mitt Romney, Senate Candidate, on Trump: "May Allah Ruin Him"
87	87 Vote	Loeffler, Perdue Trapped Inside Chernobyl
58	58 Vote	Eat a Bunch of Adorable Eels
160	160 Vote	Make-A-Wish Kid Spends Day as a Windshield Wiper
75	75 Vote	White Castle Frozen Burgers, Cheeseburgers Recalled Over High Levels of Radiation
62	62 Vote	Rocket Report: NASA Ready to Commit Suicide
72	72 Vote	Gobsmacked Waitress, 21, Left "shaking" After Kind-Hearted Stranger Leaves Her a C**t 1	1
175	175 Vote	Anyone Want to See the Sun Again 1	1
3	3 Vote	Brutalist Design Is So Important
126	126 Vote	Donald Trump Just Pissed All Over the Cincinnati Bengals
136	136 Vote	Joe Biden: 8-Year-Olds Should Be Eligible to Vote
120	120 Vote	Zoo Breaks Up Group of Parrots Who Won't Wear COVID Mask

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