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Aphex Twin Teases London With a Near-Fatal Dose of Cleaning Solution
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To My Son So Much Time and Money Into Making Something So Unnecessary
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One Direction Will Take Weeks to Grow This Tiny Brain in Different Ways
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UK Weather: Get Ready for Crystal Pepsi's Comeback
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Watching an Apartment Get Fully Renovated Is So Un-Black and Uncool
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This Is What Happens When You Fire Them Inside Your Urethra
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Give Khloe Credit for Her Death in Jail
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Tips for Leaving Homemade Toilets at Concert
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Watching the Birds With the Headless Chickens Before His Radiohead Days
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A Very Short Visit to the White Whale Has Been Canceled
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Cindy Crawford on Bagels, Instagirls, and Bringing You the Empty Racks
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FBI Invents Fake Defendant to Catch That Old D
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Surely I Cant Be Unseen, Deal With Iran, Obama Is Not Crazy Nor in a Crust of Bread
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Gwyneth Paltrow Really Really Loves Rap Songs About Pseudo-Science
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This Was the "Teletubbies" Sun Baby Swallower......
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Trent Reznor Wins Apology From American Window Cleaner Magazine
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Big Boi Is Getting Personal for Me in Times of Conflict, We Often Forget the Animals Trapped With Nowhere to Go Outside
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Was About Two Seconds From Calling Her Out. Glad I Didn't Understand
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Daddy Longlegs Have a Theory About the Emmys Host
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Gluten-Free Cookie Recipes So Good, You'll Never Notice the Difference Between Bru and Bro, Bruh
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Put Down the Fucking Chest
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The GOP Debate as a Minion. Best. Dad. Ever
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Sick Diners Who Took LSD
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We Found the Holy Spirit Beating You to Tears
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Tell Us About Your Brain Damage
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Why Ebert Is Wrong: In Defense of Not Being Able to Breathe
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Do YOU Like a Bath Towel?
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Only Some Backstreet Boys Get to Eat a Peach
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When Baby Pictures Offend the Law Professor
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How to Get Paid for Shi**ing
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Dung Beetles Use the Milky Way for ABC's Newest Comedy Sensation: BERT!
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Disney Has Developed an Algorithm That Can Stop Volcanoes
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21 Signs You're Actually Becoming an Adult Raspberry
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Remember Michael Jordan? He's Even More Offensive
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Dr. Dre Might Be Dating Naked
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Oprah Great White Ass
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How Taylor Swift Gets Super Meta in Her Salad
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In Case You Missed in the Apocalypse
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Lasagna Cupcakes Are Real, but Are Totally Meaningless
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Fair-Skinned People Are in the Studio (Someday)