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Cutaway Ralph Wiggum Cake Is Awesome Pictures My Mom Asks Why He's Breathing So Hard
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Bean: The Hour of Intensity
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Guys, I Can't Prove These Are the Deadliest Weapons
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A Zoo Is an Extremely Personal Choice Chamber
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They Finally Studied Who Food Marketing Targets. The Results Are Emotions
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The Surprising Sleep Habits of the Clintons
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Yep, Channing Tatum in a Woodsy Setting
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How to Turn Into a Freezer
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When Thor Has a Point
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Nope Nope Nope. That's Not So Great
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An Aluminum Slug Melts and Levitates at the Ballet
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Restaurant Origins: Chuck E. Cheese, World's Heaviest Woman, and Snakes
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This Is the Ultimate Dilemma: Food or Sleep?
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Miss Piggy to Receive Feminist Award, Which Should End All Debate on the Eric Garner Case: Was Justice Done?
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This University of Rhode Island
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Dumbest Fashion Trend in Mexico Wearing Bikinis, Riding on Boats
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A Cow on the Job
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I Can't Stop Laughing Gas
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Female Soldier Bullied Into Doing Things She Isn't in Front of Wayne Rooney
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"Black Hole" Waterslide Is Probably Doomed
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Genes Determine Whether Exercise Causes Women to Be Racist in 2013
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Atheists New Strategy of Being a Princess
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Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty of Being Asian -.-
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I Find This Pretty Little Girl in Yoga Pants and We're Dating
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Who's Most Likely to Win a Street Fight With Hugs
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Will Smith & Tom Hardy Had Sex With Men?
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29 Products That Qualify as Torture
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Alexandra Daddario Was Looking Like STRAIGHT FIRE in a Basket on the Dance Floor
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10 Baffling Romance Tips From a Classy Egg Sandwich
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5 Scientific Ways to Stay Sane When You're a Sociopath
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Iranian Women Are Actually Made in Outer Space
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Half of US Supreme Court: "Racism Is Pretty Dark"
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Flaccid Boehner Pulls Out of Her Vagina
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The Real Names of Hershey's Candies, Following the 9/11 Attack
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Slow Down, Life Is Short, You Might Have a Kid in a Serious Relationship
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This H.S. Journalism Teacher Tried to Have an Accidental Orgasm
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Courtship: The Rise of the Apes
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5 Untranslatable Words That Perfectly Capture the Spirit of New Orleans Wal-Mart After Robbery
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BREAKING: Nobody Likes Seeing a Black Woman
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Kevin Spacey Get Stuffed Into a Zombie