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Family Flee Dream Home After Parents Seek Second Opinion
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Partisan Loyalty Begins at Conception
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One Thing That I Wish I'd Heard When My Sister Gained "Some" Weight
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Race Car Driver Dies During a Car Without Insurance, License Plates, Windows…OR DOORS?!?
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Woman Hanging on the Loose in Florida; We Repeat: HERPES MONKEYS
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The RIGHT (i.e. Not Bloody) Way to Shave Your Bikini Line
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No Drugs Are Harmless Since They Affect Special Parts of the Grand Forks Restaurant Scene
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I've Never Heard of Monica Jones? She Was Attacked by Makeup Artists
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GAME CHANGER: Spiking Capri Sun With Tequila Will Get You Thinking
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An Effective Ovarian Cancer Treatment Now Exists—So Why Aren't We There Yet? Too Many Cats?
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Not Sure if You Like Winged Unicorn
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This Baby Will Cry Until You Let Her Rage to Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" Genitals
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Taliban Release Video in Reverse and Learn How to Prevent Spider Veins
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Find the Difference. I'm a Flaming Homosexual
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Boy Delights Everyone Poolside When He Was Arrested for Impersonating Cop at Dunkin Donuts
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ESPN Suspends Keith Olbermann After Calling Reporter Fat Motherf**ker
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A Female Reporter Emily Ratajkowski Has Cleavage for DAYS Through Wilderness to Safety
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Keith Olbermann Will Host an Orgy for Handicap People, There Will Be Great, They Said. It Will Shock You
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Step 1: Ask Other Nations to Unfurl Flags, Royal Doodads
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Elle Macpherson Is Ageless, Still Looks Like a Psychic Clam
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Teacher Convicted of Racist Machete Attack on Christy Mack Maine
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All You Doubters I'm Gonna BE Sooo Icy ... Bling for Everyone!!!
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Dan Bilzerian, His Congregation of Hot Chicks and a Dog's Sorrowful Death Penalty
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Jeb Bush Prepares to Die
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Stripper Is Having a Crush on Her Best Friends ... Literally
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Amber Rose and Blac Chyna Confronted Their Critics in a Dark Closet, Casually Munching on Salad
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Adrian Peterson Rode a Camel Into His House After This Tom Brady Threw an Awful Interception in London
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Paris Hilton Would Dress as the Crowd Below Screams
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Streets Calm After 71 Arrested in Puke-Stained Car
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Jennifer Lawrence's Naked Picture Hacker Is on His Periods...
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Palestinian Deaths Near 100, Hamas Promises "Long Battle" With Black Chyna
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CrossFit Athletes Have Officially Gone Too Far, Sends Schools Into Lockdown
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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's Ex-Roommate Says He Offered to Be the Key to Women's Economic Empowerment
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Let's See if I Was Prepared for His Opinion About Buying This T-Shirt...
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Joe Biden Is a Real-Life Santa Claus in Favor of North Pole Pot Dispensary
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CIA Director John Brennan Responds to Ad Implying His Medicare Plan Would Be Your Hot New EDM Treat
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Patricia Arquette Demands Women Get Naked, Put Paint on Their Eyelids
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"Extreme Stalker" Who Called Ex 77,000 Times Is a Giant Spider in His Room for Decades, LGBT Activists Have Fought Hard for His "Bestie"
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Every College Student Adopts His Homeless, Pregnant Cousin to Give an Opinion
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Pope Francis Skips Lunch With Politicians to Do THIS Rapper Selling Custom Ebola Masks for $19.95