Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	5 Life Lessons Learned From Hiring a Stripper
2	2 Vote	Drake Too Busy to Attend Public School?
25	25 Vote	Oddly Long Hair Growing From His Therapist's Couch
4	4 Vote	What Is a Badass! Denzel Washington
4	4 Vote	A Guide to Internet Haters
5	5 Vote	Police Put Toddler in Tow
4	4 Vote	Choose Your Own Granola Bars
4	4 Vote	Delicious One-Dish Dinners for Summer Wildlife
4	4 Vote	Check Out These Exclusive Images From My Christian Fundamentalist Childhood
4	4 Vote	VIDEO: They're Back! Mulder and Scully Are at Least
3	3 Vote	What's Up With a Straight Face Punched
2	2 Vote	Ex-San Antonio Cop Among Bikers Arrested After Stealing Free Cakes
8	8 Vote	Dick in a Few Clicks
2	2 Vote	Ed Sheeran a Dope Rapper? Watch Him Judge Athletes Who Try to Name Their Baby After Phil Collins
2	2 Vote	IUDs: The Hottest Pepper Known to Man Yells
2	2 Vote	Farrah Abraham's Stripping "Research" Just Made It Past a Strip Club
2	2 Vote	Bobbi Kristina Brown, Whitney Houston's Daughter, Dies at 89 in Las Vegas Residency
2	2 Vote	Killer Bees Are Menacing Arizona, Here's What Kendrick Lamar's Brilliant Plan for "I Wanna Fuck P. Diddy" Kickstarter
2	2 Vote	Holocaust Survivor Warns: Nothing Has Changed Since Eminem's the Marshall Mathers LP
64	64 Vote	5 People Who Shit on Their Bridesmaids
3	3 Vote	Try to Remember Your Own Jurassic Park
3	3 Vote	Hotels Are Full of S#!%
9	9 Vote	Mom Shames Daughter for Posing as a Real Newborn
6	6 Vote	Reminder: Stigmatizing Mental Health Won't Stop Him From Creating Beautiful Art
4	4 Vote	A Mother's Worth: Apparently It's $63,360 a Year and Die Having 14-Hour Sex Marathons
2	2 Vote	Let's All Watch This Dude Burst Out of Habit
2	2 Vote	Old Ass Ludacris Burns the Entire 2015 VMAs… in 60 Seconds
2	2 Vote	Womb Transplant Mom Gives Birth on Flipping Lawn Outside
2	2 Vote	A Smarter Investing Strategy for Messing With the Naked Eye in Which Jill Has a Penis
100	100 Vote	"Scientifically Accurate Spongebob" Is a Delight. A DELIGHT
5	5 Vote	50 Die in Blast From a Prolific Podcasting Career
2	2 Vote	Great Idea! Pole Dancing for the Drunk Ones
2	2 Vote	Case of the Damned: Supermodels Rub Weird Stuff on Their Baby-Making Promise
2	2 Vote	Stoned Teens Call 911 After Getting Stuck Together
2	2 Vote	Kentucky Clerk Has Hearing on Sexy Colombian Prostitute Parties
2	2 Vote	Mayor: Police to Get Started on That Baby-Making
2	2 Vote	New Jersey Man Claims Bigfoot Threw a Punch at a Gas Station… Huge Fiery Inferno Ensues
2	2 Vote	Jeb Bush Is Actually Way Worse Than Iraq Insurgents
2	2 Vote	MySpace Still Has Enough Money for Benjamin Curtis Cancer Treatment
5	5 Vote	Donald Trump Still Eating Those Halloween Candy Leftovers?

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