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Jurassic Park but With Vampires
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Overcoming Lust as a Zelda Speed runner
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Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
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Homophobes Offended by "Lesbian" Images of Planetary Formation
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You Might Be a B*tch
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It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
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Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
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You Might Not Even Exist
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Sources Say Hi
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I Used to Manufacture Flooring
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You'll Never Guess What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
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Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
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32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
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Under 35? Here's How You Will Die
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
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U.S. Soldier Arrested in ASSLESS CHAPS
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White House for Sale on Etsy
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
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Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
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2014: A Bad Idea
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Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
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800,000+ People Have Families
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Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
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I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
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Stephen Fry's Bone-Crushing Final Remark in a West Virginia Chemical Spill Is So Ludicrously Cute Your Head Will Explode
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
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Underbutt Is the Most Depressing Television Program Ever Conceived
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George W. Bush Came
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Puppy Rescued After Being Mistaken for George Zimmerman Surfaces
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Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
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This Woman Has the Power of Racism
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Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
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A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
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A 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Became a Meal
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And Now, a Compilation of Cat Soup!
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Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
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In Space, No One Cares Anymore
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I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now?