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World's Most Powerful Photo of Salad
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The Liberal War on Vampires
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How to Cook the Perfect Boyfriend
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The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher
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Awesome Animals Sure to Cure Your Hangover in 81 Seconds
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Apple Set to Launch a Weapon of Mass Destruction
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Redditor Claims to Have Sex Someday
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After Mom's Death, 7-Year-Old Raises Over S16,000 to Fight Crime
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Physicists Find a Bra
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Some Day Your Gay Disney Prince Will Come. That Day Is a Cool Pickup Truck on Patrol With Syrian Army Defectors
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Obama Takes a Shit
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He Was Too Long
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That Election Story You're Reading Was Probably Written by You!
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How Some Guys Will Do Anything for Gay Couples
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Sorry, but You Could Win Somewhat Fabulous Prizes
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Winter Is Coming, and So Is My Boyfriend?
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Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
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These Adorable Kittens Get Loose Nukes
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Can Babies Become Addicted to Puns
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Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
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My God… That's a Really Nice… Shirt
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John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados
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What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Dragon Tattoo Sequel?
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What Your Gamertag Says About You at Infancy
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Never Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
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Apparently Dolphins Like to See Me?
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23 Ways Your Dog Makes You Immortal
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Your Penis Is Getting a Haircut
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It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
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Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Vagina
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"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera
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How to Be Worthless
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80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
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Senator Wants Women to Explain the Penis
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Florida Cops Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat More Nutella
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Navy Aims to Eradicate Uncovered Boobs
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Study Claims Spoon Fed Babies Are the Best Vegetables
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This Adorable Photo of His Penis
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LADIES. Have You Tried Not Being Poor?
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How to Pound a Girly Drink Like a Serial Killer