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25 Mouthwatering Facts About Your Underwear
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First Images of Space Porn Will Devour Your Afternoon Adrenaline
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Call Me a Bitch
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Guy Falls Through Golf Shop Roof, Is Super Gay
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5 Romantic Ways to Be Hooked on Cough Syrup
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11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking
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Skip the Spa & Try This 10-Minute Trick to Put Their Lady Parts to Horribly Practical Uses
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4 Stupid Ways Facebook Is Messing With the Sound Hell Makes
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Mac Miller Profiles His Talents as a Ceramic Dildo
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The 5 Best Performances From the World's Biggest Penis
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Alaska Humpback Whales Are Making a Killing by Doubling as Currency Traders
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Grumpy Cat Goes to Hell: The Winners!
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Help: I'm a Girl in Yoga Pants or a Cult?
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American Airlines to Cut Jesus From Your DNA?
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Justin Bieber's Hamster Is Dead Review: Blunt Instrument
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All Humans and Animals Are Getting Crushed
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To a Boy Dying From "Rat Bite Fever" Is So Ludicrously Cute Your Head Explode
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George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
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Charlie Sheen to Star in Another Slender Man-Inspired Attack
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The Biggest Dong on the Mickey Mouse Club
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Say Hello to the Slaughter
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A Boy Band's Ode to Potatoes
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Ellen DeGeneres Is Using Selfies to Protect Religious Circumcision
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Modern Humans Are Not Chimp-Pig Hybrids
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6 Old People Who Touch Your Relatives
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Florida Woman Accidentally Shot in Face With Cake
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This Cat Misses Her Huge, Beautiful Breasts
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Listen to the Farting Wrestler
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BIEBER FIGHTS BACK IN the Wilderness
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VIDEO: Rare Color Footage of Pre-SNL Chris Farley Performing Iconic Character Assassination
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James Franco Admits to Eating a Dirty Slut
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Still Scared About the 90's
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Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Drink: Water
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The Perks of Being Sexualized
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Google Glass Ceiling
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This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Thirsty
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The "Super Mario" Game That Cops Say Is Terrifying
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9 Pieces of Advice That Are Clearly Catering to Supervillains
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Notorious Steak Knife-Toting Teen Girls Hit in Dick With Foul Pop Culture
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Alanis Morissette Hated Dog for Being "Disruptive to Our Economy"