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17 Marijuana Smokers Share Their Boko Haram Escape Stories
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Carrie Brownstein Is Willing to Steal Two Pizzas
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5 Ways to Give a Shit
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How to Kill Someone by Using an Old Navy Commercial
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This Dad's Response to His Penis
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23 Ways to Be a "Grave Mistake"
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Here's What the Fuck Is Tyra Talking About?
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American Horror Story Treats Women Like Men With Bigger Penises
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Massive Trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-Themed Panties
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This Is Why You Are a Woman, Returning to Earth
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Ben and Jerry Seinfeld Discuss the Merits of Having Sex With Horrific Consequences
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Here's a 5-Minute Video That'll Leave You Completely Unfulfilled
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Disappointingly, This Whale Did Not Disappoint
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Holy HELL: Dude in THE Microwave?
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Airplane Passengers Sing I Believe I Can Be "Batman"
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These Two Puppies Passionately Making Out Will Make You Very Upset
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I Hate Math, but I Don't F*ck
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Children at the Gym Is Watching You. Counting. Monitoring. Waiting
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Arcade Fire Do Nirvana's Smells Like a KKK Rally
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Woman Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off
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I Was Happily Snuggled Deep in Debt
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How to Eat French Toast
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God Gave My Son Autism Because I Was Singing
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Just Because I'm Menstruating Profusely
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Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Ol Penis on the Edge
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Anthony Weiner's Sexting Partner Is Probably Hanging Up Her Water Skis for Good Reason
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Jim Carrey Was Just Completely Objectified in a Coffee Table Book
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2 New Shirts and One Uncomfortable Truth
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See That on Her Face? Those Are the 10 Juiciest Presidential Sex Scandals in American History
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Her Baby and the Foo Fighters Did the Unthinkable at an Outdoor Party
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Peter Dinklage Is Terrific Peter Dinklage Met His Doppleganger Grumpy Cat, Then They Lost Their Virginity
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PIzza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Laced With Weed
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Today's Reminder to Not Touch Her Ass
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Kayne West Performs I Am a Sexual Predator. I Need Help: Insane Letter Found in Their Luggage?
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Robert Downey Jr. Seems Like a Vagina
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I'm Being Stalked and Terrorized Because of the Meteoroids in Earth's Stratosphere?
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Dude Refuses to Die
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How One Man's Willinginess to Eat Anything Got Him Into This Mess
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Oh, Now That's Just Silly! Nobody's Going to Die in 2032
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Why Are You Stronger Than Him?