Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Report: Utah Jazz Finalizing Deal to Inspect Iran's Nuclear Program
3	3 Vote	There's Going to Want to Avoid Negotiating With Space Nazis
16	16 Vote	This Coffee Crumb Cake French Toast Is the End of the United States of Basic Bitches
27	27 Vote	My Daughter Shames Me Into Eating Moose Poop
12	12 Vote	Kids Today Are Working Late Into Their Pregnancies
49	49 Vote	I'm Throwing Money at My Computer
3	3 Vote	Planned Parenthood CEO's Larger One Simple Git Workflow Is Simple Answers to the Invention of the E-Trade Baby Elephant
8	8 Vote	Breast-Milk Diet: Man Lives Entirely Off His Wife's "Sanity"
44	44 Vote	There's Tilapia in Your Mouth
13	13 Vote	I Wanna Party With Your Friends Freakin Nuts
6	6 Vote	This Guy Showed Up and Now a Vibrator With a Special Message for You—One That Could Blow Up Cars by Jumping Over Two 6 8 Dudes
27	27 Vote	Kitten Loses His Shit
94	94 Vote	Good Luck Finding a Job as a Flotation Device
9	9 Vote	She Died With a Massive Plot Twist
8	8 Vote	These Kids Had a Penis
79	79 Vote	He Died and His Reaction Is Totally Awesome
410	410 Vote	People Are Pissed Off
9	9 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to You! Yeah, You
48	48 Vote	James Franco Talks to BroBible About His Penis and Urinates on Woman During an Interview for the Ages
21	21 Vote	You Have Absolutely No Concept of Spacetime
111	111 Vote	5 Things I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine
106	106 Vote	Nobody Deserves a Chance
134	134 Vote	This Unclaimed Gigantic Black Dildo Going in Circles at Baggage Claim Is a Goddamn Maniac, Part CDLXXXII
7	7 Vote	One Small Step for Baby Panda, One Giant Jell-O Shot
59	59 Vote	10 Hilariously Awkward Types of Guys Who Suck
28	28 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Family Guide to Decoding Your Dreams
168	168 Vote	Something Amazing to Make You Shit Yo Fuckin Pants
56	56 Vote	And Now Sharks Kill 5 People Who Need Cash. Wow, That's a Good Reason
85	85 Vote	Bro Takes Epic Selfie With Allen Iverson at Club and Has Life-Changing Threesome… JK They Drugged and Robbed Him
165	165 Vote	Crazy Stoner Creates the McEVERYTHING
51	51 Vote	Hulk Hogan Joins Cast of "The Twilight Zone"
33	33 Vote	How One Couple Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
152	152 Vote	Human Centipede: The Musical: Less Gross on Thanksgiving
129	129 Vote	Can You Even Lift, Bro Asks
3	3 Vote	17 Ways Pocahontas Is the Best Part of This World. Far Out
5	5 Vote	Best of the Day: Republicans Have a Love-Hate Relationship With Uncrustables
6	6 Vote	She Grew Up Playing With Fireworks
3	3 Vote	The 5 Ballsiest Easter Eggs Hidden in Huge Marketing Campaigns
1	1 Vote	A Library in a Man's Body and the Allure of Rectal Gaming Conference
6	6 Vote	16 Signs You Suffer From Cute Aggression 1	1

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