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Lindsay Lohan to Be Rotated
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Snakes Are the New Underboob
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Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
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Gross New Food Section, "Cock"
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What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
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Some Chick Peed in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
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Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
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You THINK You Exist
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Now A lake
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Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
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G.I. Joe Jonas
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Confirmed: Cure for Stupidity
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Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
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25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
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Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame
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Republicans Continue to Exist
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Facebook Now Allows You to Suffer, Check This Out
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Two Grown Men Yelling at Me
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Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
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Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless
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Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
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A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
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Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
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21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
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You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer
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Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
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So Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches
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23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
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A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
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Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
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This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
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Doctors Take a Chill Pill
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30 Years That Never Existed
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Some Girls Are Just Too Cute To Eat
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Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
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Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
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Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper in Afternoon Delight